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CUNT is a recipient of the poemWanker award: Jeremi B. Handrinos: Part 2 (Free verse) by wCUNTwLikes to pretend to be other people. Valiantly I lift my face
And turn to my accuser.
I'm Jeremi B. Handrinos.
I'm not a child abuser.
Nadine and Micah love me;
They think I'm such a winner.
They say I'm wise and talented
And they cook me eggs for dinner.
You ask me to explain the B
Which standeth in my name.
It stands for Britt and I'm proud of it;
It bringeth me no shame.
I accept that I'm a rock star
And an amyl nitrate user:
But the poet J. B. Handrinos
Is not a child abuser.
Up the ladder:
nothing is
Down the ladder:
Twennotmety
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 3.5
Posted: June 5, 2003 7:04 AM PDT; Last modified: April 29, 2004 9:12 AM PDTWeighted score: 4.8211956 Overall Rank: 10851 Comments:
Yes I read the barrage of comments on the crap poem you and I berated. Then little dutch boys finger fell off in the dam and a deluge of insults came yours and Shardiks way. her poem (her name fails to register) was masqueraded in a lamentful excuse of 'its about my friend having SIDS (Severe Incompetent Dickhead Syndrome) I cant write a good poem so I'll come out with talons and spit shit. I get it man.
Your poems not as important as its retailiatory message and i quote from wisdom words of val kilmers voiceover for Elvis in 'True Romance' --- I like you man, always have always will 8 turkeys shot.
Why would I abuse my sweet son? He doesn't write shit poor poetry like this. If he did, mind you, I'd call him an ugly dike and throw him to the wolves. Also amyl nitrate is bad mmmmmmmkay, and for faggertz, I am a proud gay man, and I have never hurt a child in my life excepte for that twat Katie, and vipersna the magical chirping cunterspaniel, and that was because she left toxic snail tracks on my new spanish tile after her pa left brownie bum tracks on my new shag carpet. i guess that was his idea of walking? He walks like she writes, war has a way of making people do stupid shit huh vampissedoff, maybe one day, after your journey through the fields of child abuse you'll understand what it was all about. When that day arrives. Don't be suprised to wake up with a giant clitoris clear taped to the end of your nose, until then, do a popper, and please learn how to properly be insulting, because most of your poem is actually flattering 10!.
who is jeremy b handrinos? what is this poem about? why don't i understand any of the other comments? what is going on around here? no points from me, I'm afraid ...
Your right he's not.
Thank you. You've been over before I take it.
Hahaha. The sad part is that this isn't even me.
Papa Smurf you are the greatest! However, I am not scared of the dick anymore and your point is what? Oh right. You forgot to mention the avocado omlette. Yes. And let's not forget dumping a pregnant chick in a clinic and not picking her up..... Ohhhhhh. One day, I hope you're man enough to appologize to me. But then again, you are only a poodle.
Shut the fuck up now.
If you must continue, please Do it in haiku.
Aint I the lucky apple of your eye?
You were the worst thing that's ever happened to me. The only good thing that came out of me being associated with you is finding someone I love. The guy who picked me up from my abortion and who held my hand and slept with me to make sure I was alright. Thank you Jeremi. You are the greatest. I will never forget you.
Splendid, perhaps you should go read his poetry then.
Jeremi is a pleasant young man with supple breasts.
Supple breasts being the mild start of gender morphing and drag queen anthesis?
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