Valiantly I lift my face And turn to my accuser. I'm Jeremi B. Handrinos. I'm not a child abuser. Nadine and Micah love me; They think I'm such a winner. They say I'm wise and talented And they cook me eggs for dinner. You ask me to explain the B Which standeth in my name. It stands for Britt and I'm proud of it; It bringeth me no shame. I accept that I'm a rock star And an amyl nitrate user: But the poet J. B. Handrinos Is not a child abuser.