on B-Movie Video Voiceover Guy by spank me baby yeah
10 Jun 2003, 11:08 AM
'Get it ready, will you?' was the answer, uttered so savagely that I started. The tone in which the words were said revealed a genuine bad nature. I no longer felt inclined to call Heathcliff a capital fellow.
on one man opponent by chinstrap
10 Jun 2003, 9:46 AM
If they didn't contain completely different words, I'd say this was plagiarised from my epic piece "Enabled". -10-!!!
replying on A Vietnam Homecoming by scitz
10 Jun 2003, 9:43 AM
Yes -- "guys in jersies playing elementary school recess games". Such a poignant observation... I... I don't normally cry, but *choke*... well, I guess it just...
replying on i blame me by nolan
10 Jun 2003, 5:31 AM
lol
replying on A Shining Light by mikehi
9 Jun 2003, 7:59 PM
Your teenage insights are incredibly valuable! Perhaps next you can point out that racism is wrong!
replying on A Shining Light by mikehi
9 Jun 2003, 7:58 PM
We don't really care if everywhere we go people stop and stare at our friend dino.
replying on A Shining Light by mikehi
9 Jun 2003, 7:21 PM
If you know what I mean
on A Shining Light by mikehi
9 Jun 2003, 7:21 PM
DENVER
THE LAST DINOSAUR
HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE
THE LAST DINOSAUR
HE'S MY FRIEND AND A WHOLE LOT MORE
replying on Beam reach by INTRANSIT
9 Jun 2003, 6:42 PM
There once was a lady from Ealing
who almost et her ceiling.
She licked her ceiling
with floppy lips,
and then said "Oh no, I've et my ceiling!"
who almost et her ceiling.
She licked her ceiling
with floppy lips,
and then said "Oh no, I've et my ceiling!"
replying on Beam reach by INTRANSIT
9 Jun 2003, 5:28 PM
actually, *squelch* is the sound the boom makes when it slams into your horrid face.
on Beam reach by INTRANSIT
9 Jun 2003, 9:39 AM
An Unfortunate Gybing Incident (Horror) by -=Dark_Angel=-
Ready about! Lee ho!
*squelch*
O Jesu, what have I done....
Ready about! Lee ho!
*squelch*
O Jesu, what have I done....
replying on Secret Identities Revealed by thepinkbunnyofdoom
8 Jun 2003, 5:16 AM
Not only is God alive, but God is a chive. Why else would the Angel Gay-briel have ascended up to heaven on a small bicycle made out of cream cheese?
What about:
yeast trolley, Margaret Twatcher, the crazy world of Arthur Brown, onion filter, axe wound, insideout pumpkin gadget, scoffing tuna, The Sixteenth Goat Disaster of 1869, Christ's Folly, Aladdin's Cave of Fish, Henrietta's Handy Cap, The Bernard Experiment, Kentucky Fried Knicker Bacon, cock socket, "pass the malt", Cyclical Ketchup Monstrosity, The Black Hole of Reason and Automatic IQ Lowerer?
yeast trolley, Margaret Twatcher, the crazy world of Arthur Brown, onion filter, axe wound, insideout pumpkin gadget, scoffing tuna, The Sixteenth Goat Disaster of 1869, Christ's Folly, Aladdin's Cave of Fish, Henrietta's Handy Cap, The Bernard Experiment, Kentucky Fried Knicker Bacon, cock socket, "pass the malt", Cyclical Ketchup Monstrosity, The Black Hole of Reason and Automatic IQ Lowerer?
on sharkmouth by Bill Z Bub
7 Jun 2003, 7:16 PM
This poeme contains the word 'shark' which is contained in the username 'darkshark' which contains the word 'dark' which is also in the username '-=Dark_Angel=-'. A little suspicious, don't you think?
replying on Triolet, for Jason by beakism
7 Jun 2003, 7:09 PM
Do you think it is impossible to derive from your belief-set two statements of the form P and not-P?
I didn't "assume" anything. You just assumed I did. And when you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, you have just invented that etymology of 'cunt'. And even if it was true, your argument that it's naughty because men are afraid of powerful women (or whatever your argument is) is plainly silly. There are dozens of naughty synonyms for 'vagina', and none of them have anything to do with being 'powerful'.
Perhaps it is time to get over your obsession with genders. I say that in parting because I don't expect you to actually reply to any of my actual points, so I thought I might as well give you a starting point for your unconnected rant.
Also, you have just invented that etymology of 'cunt'. And even if it was true, your argument that it's naughty because men are afraid of powerful women (or whatever your argument is) is plainly silly. There are dozens of naughty synonyms for 'vagina', and none of them have anything to do with being 'powerful'.
Perhaps it is time to get over your obsession with genders. I say that in parting because I don't expect you to actually reply to any of my actual points, so I thought I might as well give you a starting point for your unconnected rant.
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