replying on Janine (a set of haikus) by capachijim
15 Jun 2003, 9:50 AM
Of course you do, you stupid shit. You have absolutely no understanding of poetry, so you're amazed by anything that looks like it might be meaningful (read: contains words like "zephyr" and is impossible to understand on a casual reading).
replying on The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
14 Jun 2003, 12:53 PM
hahahahaha
on One Night from Now by phoenixxx
14 Jun 2003, 9:32 AM
Did you write this poeme by writing down a list of all the words you think would appeal to a 14-year-old girl, randomise their order, and then just insert other words between them to create sentences?
replying on Dear God; by Jeremi B. Handrinos
14 Jun 2003, 9:24 AM
nice one man
u really told him
btw i love hesperus but i hate phosphorus
u really told him
btw i love hesperus but i hate phosphorus
replying on Something You'll never understand by thepinkbunnyofdoom
13 Jun 2003, 9:09 AM
Look at this:
1. You are a teenager.
2. You wrote this.
3. So a teenager wrote this.
4. So an adult could never understand it!
1. You are a teenager.
2. You wrote this.
3. So a teenager wrote this.
4. So an adult could never understand it!
on Something You'll never understand by thepinkbunnyofdoom
12 Jun 2003, 7:25 PM
Yes, how could an adult ever expect to understand the mind of a teenager? They just don't know what it's like!
replying on Way She Makes Me Feel by capachijim
12 Jun 2003, 7:13 PM
No. Japanese "RPGS" have a wretched tradition of inserting "ae" in everyone's name. It makes the fuckwits who play them feel like their characters are magical and special because they have "ae" in their name.
God I fucking hate console RPGS. They're not games. They're just really shitly-animated cartoons with no plot except "Boy wakes up, saves world, says '...' 200 times, has a special relationship with his special girl friend who also says '...'", and playing it is just pressing a button over and over and over and feeling strong and powerful and special because your characters' numbers have increased.
Games where your 'stats' increase are for dickchins who can't actually improve at games so they have to simulate it by making their characters 'improve'. Thanks!
God I fucking hate console RPGS. They're not games. They're just really shitly-animated cartoons with no plot except "Boy wakes up, saves world, says '...' 200 times, has a special relationship with his special girl friend who also says '...'", and playing it is just pressing a button over and over and over and feeling strong and powerful and special because your characters' numbers have increased.
Games where your 'stats' increase are for dickchins who can't actually improve at games so they have to simulate it by making their characters 'improve'. Thanks!
replying on Way She Makes Me Feel by capachijim
12 Jun 2003, 7:08 PM
No, it means these words are intended to be "lyrics" to some instrumental piece of music from Final Fantasy 7. Which is gay.
on Advise by Audaciouslilgrl
12 Jun 2003, 5:44 PM
why don't you go and put your d in a vice.
on Fate Sucks by Kitch
12 Jun 2003, 5:38 PM
"Fate: why don't you just shit off?" (Free Verse) by -=Dark_Angel=-
I have mixed feelings about fate,
So I'm going to use this line to rhyme it with hate.
Have faith in it,
Because if the previous line made any sense,
Then it wouldn't sound like a load of complete balls.
blah blah blah something always falls.
I have mixed feelings about fate,
So I'm going to use this line to rhyme it with hate.
Have faith in it,
Because if the previous line made any sense,
Then it wouldn't sound like a load of complete balls.
blah blah blah something always falls.
replying on Ga-go, Part two of that same play, the suspensefull climax. by Jeremi B. Handrinos
12 Jun 2003, 8:20 AM
mspaint more like
on Ga-go, Part two of that same play, the suspensefull climax. by Jeremi B. Handrinos
12 Jun 2003, 8:10 AM
You wrote this in Microsoft Word.
on Grampa's Proverb by OneFingerAnswer
12 Jun 2003, 4:54 AM
Grandfather's Proverb (Haiku) by -=Dark_Angel=-
In his shaving vest
Grandfather is more than old:
He's a lunatic.
In his shaving vest
Grandfather is more than old:
He's a lunatic.
on moment in time by calilegzzz
11 Jun 2003, 4:30 AM
I no longer feel inclined to call you a capital fellow.
replying on "How Often, Under Starry Skies" by anastomosis
10 Jun 2003, 4:52 PM
I thought it was about someone's last night on Earth before they died of leukaemia... I'm sorry if I was wrong. I guess it just goes to show that different poemes can mean different things to different people. It's all about opinions, really. Catch you later.