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Secret Identities Revealed

by thepinkbunnyofdoom

Member since 2003 · Posted 6 Jun 2003 · 13 comments

Stand Close Kiddy as I reveal the Secret Identities of Your Favorite Super Heros -=Dark_Angel=- is much to the surprise of many God incarnate Horus8 with his many names is actually none other than William Blake Godswife happens to be Emily Dickerson Mr. Pig with much shock and awe happens to go by the name Robert Frost Bill Z. Bub as the name and tongue suggest, yep you guessed it, the devil himself Caducus is one Mr. Edgar Allen Poe (as if you didn’t know) Intransit who’d have guess is Scooby Doo (Hey I’m still iffy on that one) Richa (take a moment and bow) is the Queen Mum of Jolly ole England Bondjedi a movie producer known as Stephen Spielberg Thepinkbunnyofdoom is none other than Johnny Knoxville Stay tuned for next week’s rendition of Caped Crusaders behind bars

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[8] horus8 6-Jun-03/9:50 PM Reply
Jackass.
[7] INTRANSIT 7-Jun-03/6:50 AM Reply
No. Scooby's my dog. close enough.
[n/a] richa 7-Jun-03/12:23 PM Reply
why the queen mum of england?
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom › richa 7-Jun-03/12:38 PM Reply
No reason in particular, Just thought that reference should be made to the british crown while I was at it.
[n/a] richa 8-Jun-03/4:11 AM Reply
thanks for the reference

i haven't ranked this
i don't think that was the point
(some people obviously do)
[5] lunar 8-Jun-03/5:02 AM Reply
Isnt God alive? oh no ive been living my life with the impresssion he was!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › lunar 8-Jun-03/5:16 AM Reply
Not only is God alive, but God is a chive. Why else would the Angel Gay-briel have ascended up to heaven on a small bicycle made out of cream cheese?
[5] lunar › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 8-Jun-03/5:18 AM Reply
Did god and grabriel, u know - do IT? i thought gabriel was straight what with shagging mary and all
[n/a] Bachus 8-Jun-03/2:15 PM Reply
God's wife is to Dickerson, what your mouth is to Dickormouth. By the way I hate William Blake almost as much as I hate you fuck nose.
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom › Bachus 8-Jun-03/3:12 PM Reply
My mouth is to Dick or mouth? Thats rich, really. Take a look Bachus, If any of this was ment as anything other than a joke, it'd have to the line Identifying myself with a Jackass. The rest is humor and nothing more so relax, take a valuim, and get your knickers out of a twist. Good for you on hating a man who has been dead for longer than our combined life times(Hate his work, Hate his words, but Don't hate someone you've never had the chance to communicate 2 words with). Oh do be more original than Fuck Nose. You have at least half a braincell so use it. I have recently provided plenty of ammo for a more witty insult than that so the least you could do is think up a clever way of calling me a twit. :)
[n/a] <~> 8-Jun-03/5:13 PM Reply
Hmm. this sounds a lot like LIBEL. or maybe even SLANDER.
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom › <~> 8-Jun-03/9:18 PM Reply
Slander is the spoken word so it'd be Libel, cause this is print. It might be, depends on your perspective. I see it as a clever way of calling myself a Jackass, but hey whatever flips your pancake <~>.
[3] Modulo 22-Apr-04/4:21 PM Reply
Cute