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20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (1481-1500) and replies

Re: Hair by ramtheman1 18-Oct-03/3:48 AM
Hair tends to help some be strong? You must be referring to Samson - the kindly Biblical character who lost his strength when he shaved his head but then prayed to Jesu so he could get it back again and crush a load of people with a building. But the next two lines are sublimely beautiful:

When you walk it moves like a ping pong,
It could hit others like King Kong,

These are the best two lines I have ever read on poemeranker. They capture the essence of hair so succinctly. -10-
Re: a comment on The Ren (The magic in naming) by Bachus 17-Oct-03/2:21 PM
Oh man, you're really on fire tonight. Keep those "great" "sassy" comebacks coming!!!!1
Re: A Gentle Proffer by ARTIE 17-Oct-03/10:23 AM
lewd
Re: A Fine Day To Exit by OnTheOtherHand 17-Oct-03/9:53 AM
Atrocious use of "above" to rhyme with "love", but you redeemed yourself with the ace use of "grape" to rhyme with "escape".
Re: Faggots get what they deserve! by J.B. Manning 17-Oct-03/5:17 AM
If Jesu offered you the choice of being gay and having your ass sent to HELL, or of being gay and having your whole body sent to HELL, which would you choose, bearing in mind that walking around heaven without an ass would make you look extremely foolish? (2 marks)
Re: Bus Fare Home by peaceseeker 15-Oct-03/9:54 AM
"Masks of Superiority" - This title rings so true within my heart. How did you think of it??!
Re: a comment on An Ode to the cat fish head helmet on your penis by horus8 15-Oct-03/6:49 AM
But to berate a gentleman in a Wheeled-chair is the highest honour the Cad's Guild can bestow!
Re: Not On Your Nelly by Wobble McFly 14-Oct-03/1:49 PM
http://www.oxfordstudent.com/2001-02-22/ox2/2

You must be the one in the black jumper and pink lipstick. I do hope the Prosopography of Anglo-Saxon England Project is going well. Cheers. Yep. Cheers. Bye. Yep. Bye. You too. Cheers.
Re: a comment on The spinning infirmary by INTRANSIT 14-Oct-03/10:40 AM
Have you heard horus8's solo acoustic version of The Crutchling?

http://www.gangbox.com/mp3/The%20Crutchling.mp3
Re: The spinning infirmary by INTRANSIT 14-Oct-03/10:04 AM
Who indeed? A startling, troubling, moving look at homelessness in the twenty-first century.
Re: Spread Deep in Fresh Meat by abecedarian 14-Oct-03/10:01 AM
If this is your attempt at death metal lyrics, it's shit.
Re: a comment on مصادر فلسطينية أن الاحتلال by Wobble McFly 14-Oct-03/9:53 AM
You're the one who's the major spaz. Unnnnnmmmmhh.
Re: a comment on The Pedagogue and his son by SupremeDreamer 14-Oct-03/4:08 AM
A further 3 clerical errors remain.
Re: مصادر فلسطينية أن الاحتلال by Wobble McFly 14-Oct-03/3:40 AM
**** POEMERANKER PLAGIARISM ALERT ****
Re: Why? by MercedezDream 13-Oct-03/9:49 AM
MEDIOCRITY CODE: B16040F1
Re: a comment on Sugar Daddy (Free Curse) by Pystal Cocaine swifter than You. by Bachus 13-Oct-03/6:27 AM
MEDIOCRE COMEBACKS 101

1. "Whatever you say chief"
2. "Get a life"
3. "Do you have a major lack of self esteem or what?"
Re: a comment on Daddy's Little Girl by unknown 13-Oct-03/6:02 AM
Well that's a fucking surprise, isn't it? Especially when you consider the fact that you have the same IP address as the author, the same age, the same gender, and you both describe yourselves as "very laid back and open-minded" people. You are either the same person, or twins, or just very close friends. Did you really cry? I mean *REALLY*? You actually started crying when you read this piece? *ACTUALLY*? YOU DEFINITELY DID ACTUALLY START CRYING? (Before you answer, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that lying is a sin and Jesu will make you suffer like a dog if you tell a lie. Thanks) -10-
Re: a comment on My Angel's Suicide by Artemis745 13-Oct-03/6:01 AM
Angels aren't perfect, spaz master. Observe the following proofe, in the philosophical tradition of Anselm.

1. If "everything about angels is perfection", they have all perfections.
2. It is better to exist in reality than to exist in the imagination.
3. Therefore a being with all perfections must exist in reality.
4. Angels do not exist except in the imagination of deluded Christians and teenagers.
5. Therefore angels are not perfect.
6. Quod erat demonstrandum.
Re: My Angel's Suicide by Artemis745 13-Oct-03/5:56 AM
[_] AABB rhyming scheme
[_] About drugs
[X] About romantic love
[_] About writing
[X] About suicide or self-mutilation
[_] About the author's social pastimes
[_] Arbitrary indentation
[X] Arbitrary line breaks
[_] Autobiographical but written in the third person
[_] Clerical errors
[X] Clichéd imagery (gazing out of window, tears falling like rain)
[X] Clichéd rhymes (love/above, heart/apart)
[_] Clichéd angst words (putrid, wretched)
[_] Devoid of rhyme
[X] Devoid of other linguistic embellishments (alliteration, onomatopoeia)
[_] Devoid of other literary devices (simile, synaesthesia)
[X] Devoid of wondrous or fantastical imagery
[_] Ellipses used overabundantly
[_] Insipidly whimsical or zany
[_] Internet shorthand or emoticons
[_] Leaving rant
[_] Lower case only
[_] 'Lyrics'
[X] Melodramatic
[_] Naively religious or superstitious
[_] Obsessed with femininity
[_] Pointedly unanswered questions
[_] Rage against the machine
[X] Repetition of a word or phrase to the point of nausea
[_] Sanctimonious
[_] Self-obsessed
[X] Sentimental
[X] Smugly-named protagonist
[_] Thesaurophilia
[_] Untitled
[X] Vicarious wish fulfilment

-12-
Re: a comment on A Countercultural Trip by peaceseeker 10-Oct-03/2:47 PM
yes but what you need is an ignorance license. I have just contacted the Federal Bureau of Stupidity and they inform me that your licence expired shortly after you accidentally stapled your tongue to a tramp's crapping arse.


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