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20 most recent comments by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. (881-900) and replies

Re: Pills by erickvisions 19-May-04/5:42 AM
Fantastic use of "twitching" to rhyme with "itching" and "bitching"!!!1 -10-
Re: The butchers consolation (Kyrielle) by SupremeDreamer 19-May-04/5:39 AM
Bulging with a bum-like idiocy.
Re: Fighting before bed by zodiac 19-May-04/3:23 AM
P
Re: Fighting before bed by zodiac 19-May-04/3:23 AM
E
Re: Fighting before bed by zodiac 19-May-04/3:22 AM
A
Re: a comment on FINGER PIE by titan69 19-May-04/12:45 AM
American Pie was on general release in the UK you dunce.
Re: a comment on PATIENCE by jroday 19-May-04/12:35 AM
You appear to be talking to someone called Dark_Angel. I am not in darkness. I am in -=Dark_ness.
Re: a comment on PATIENCE by jroday 18-May-04/8:46 AM
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?

A: A dead epileptic.
Re: Wanting To Much by Katrina 18-May-04/2:50 AM
Wrong.

-10-
Re: Bashing through the woods by INTRANSIT 15-May-04/3:43 PM
"how do animals know what is, and isn't, prey"

Because their prey is positively charged, while their stomachs are negatively charged.

http://www.alexchiu.com/cell/frame.html
Re: a comment on this bitter heart by New Life Drug 15-May-04/1:14 PM
https://www.cepstral.com/demos/output/1084652204.wav
Re: Gravity Rides by Jealousy 15-May-04/11:24 AM
Why don't you just bust him out then, instead of writing prose with arbitrary line breaks about it?
Re: Jesus Creased by <{Baba^Yaga}> 15-May-04/8:03 AM
"Now tell me
what I want to hear,
until my face eats your face"

Ace.
Re: a comment on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim 15-May-04/8:01 AM
Or perhaps a wacky Terry Pratchett newsletter!
Re: a comment on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim 15-May-04/8:01 AM
That's so funny! I bet you could write a great Red Dwarf fanfiction with your zany brand of humour!
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 14-May-04/11:28 AM
You know as well as I that my roommate never wore any trousers, instead choosing to grow his hair down to his ankles and wrap it around his lower portions.

I guess you could call it his "jodhp-hairs"!!!!!11
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 14-May-04/11:12 AM
One of the -=Dark_Angel=-s is a skin tumour.

But not the one who has been accused of secretly wearing his roommate's trousers in the middle of the night.
Re: A Valley Girl's Rendition of "Fire and Ice." by Enkidu 14-May-04/7:06 AM
I always thought this use of "like" came from Australia. Did it migrate there from California or vice versa? Or did they emerge independently?

-6-
Re: a comment on untitled: dedicated to my soldier/husband by SweetJuliet10 14-May-04/6:58 AM
http://www.guggenheim.org/exhibitions/singular_forms/highlights_13a.html
Re: a comment on inverse square by ex0teric 14-May-04/6:18 AM
Yes you do. Your roommate in your third year at Trinity told me that he once left his trousers hanging in the main lounge area to dry overnight. At about 3am he was woken by a faint scratching sound coming from the lounge. He peeked through a crack in his door and saw you trying on the trousers and walking around in them. He didn't want to bust you because it would have been really awkward, so he just crept back into his bed and kept quiet. He never told you this, but he always had trouble sleeping after that.


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