replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:22 PM
Wrong. Jesus loves me because his love is everlasting and boundless. Have you not read the Bible, Sir? And I resent the implication that an American citizen would ever commit the sin of sodomy. Good day to you, Sir.
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:19 PM
Look Lark, I'm not trying to piss you off. America is a great country and a Christian nation. It is because we are Christians that the USA has been such a powerful force for peace across the world. And Jesus does love you, despite what you might think.
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:14 PM
Jesus loves you.
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:11 PM
I've had that problem too. May I suggest prunes?
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 3:55 PM
Hey guys I hate to break it to you, but God loves America. The American people love America. I love America. It seems to me that you two are the only ones with a problem. Like, go figure.
on First date (for Larry, a lesbian vampire) by Bachus
26 Nov 2002, 6:19 AM
Have you read 'Koko' by Peter Straub?
replying on Maliced flame by T'ien
26 Nov 2002, 4:49 AM
TELL US THE TRUTH OR POETIE WILL BE CONTACTING THE FBI.
on Perversions by razorgrin
26 Nov 2002, 4:15 AM
For some reason I didn't see this up until now. You win the prize. Vore and fisting are two of the greatest sexual deviances of all time, although Roman Showers are a bit sick. HA HA HA
on What's the Point of Love? by loneshadow29
25 Nov 2002, 1:09 PM
Well, I find that the point of love is to find someone with whom you truly feel comfortable - after all, what else is life about!
replying on The North Wind by Ranger
25 Nov 2002, 12:06 PM
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replying on The Abyss of myself by ciantu
25 Nov 2002, 7:23 AM
I'm sorry but naughty never equals fun. Consider the following function...
(1) f(naughty) = naughty
(2) f(f(naughty))= 3 * naughty
Find the value of naughty (2 marks)
(1) f(naughty) = naughty
(2) f(f(naughty))= 3 * naughty
Find the value of naughty (2 marks)
on The Abyss of myself by ciantu
25 Nov 2002, 6:36 AM
evilution = naughty
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 3:25 AM
Hey everybody, someone's mocking me! But I have such self-assured superiority I merely laugh at it - undermined only by my desperate need to tell this to everyone!!!!!!11
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
25 Nov 2002, 3:20 AM
Whereas you appear never to have developed in the first place the ability to grasp the meaning of two or more things deliberately combined. For example, a question asking the whereabouts of a load of bollocks, following something claiming to be 'a load of bollocks - LITERALLY', but instead containing just words. You also have problems with the following technical concepts: reference, ambiguity, intention, chronology, prawnes. Man.
I supposed I shouldn't have expected any better from someone whose chosen lyrical form reaches its maximum complexity with 'shoe-be-do-be-do'. You filthy cur.
I supposed I shouldn't have expected any better from someone whose chosen lyrical form reaches its maximum complexity with 'shoe-be-do-be-do'. You filthy cur.
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
24 Nov 2002, 1:36 PM
Read -> Comprehend -> Post
replying on suicide lost the plot by T'ien
23 Nov 2002, 8:15 PM
No, really.
replying on suicide lost the plot by T'ien
23 Nov 2002, 8:03 PM
So who are you really?
on Bacchus and the Ivy by <{Baba^Yaga}>
23 Nov 2002, 9:42 AM
I bet you're wondering how I knew about your plans to make me blue with some other guy that you knew before. Between the two of us guys you know I love you more. It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday.
replying on The Nicotine Addicts Jangling Tobbaconists Conversation by Jigg
22 Nov 2002, 8:57 PM
Most delayed rejoinder ever.