on A certain kind of misanthropy. by Plasticgirlwithgun
30 Nov 2002, 3:33 PM
You win.
replying on Clive Barker's penis pump by horus8
30 Nov 2002, 3:30 PM
To be honest, you do inspire me in that you earn money by writing and in your spare time you write stuff like this. I was going to say that originally but for some reason I thought you had a sense of irony.
replying on Clive Barker's penis pump by horus8
30 Nov 2002, 3:27 PM
I didn't think it would piss you off. I thought you would realise it wasn't serious. SORRY. NEXT TIME I'LL UNDERLINE ALL THE BITS THAT AREN'T 100% MY ACTUAL OPINION. THANKS FOR PLAYING.
on Clive Barker's penis pump by horus8
30 Nov 2002, 12:27 PM
horus8. You inspire me, if only ecause you prove it's possible to lead your life without trying hard or taking anything seriously. EXCEPT YOUR SON MICAH BLAH BLAH yes I'm sure he's very important to you (thanks for letting us do the voice of Spencer Sniper in Leon). oh and also poetry is very important to you. wait, fuck, I take it all back. You suck.
replying on Truths by Nicholas Jones
29 Nov 2002, 6:18 AM
I am upper class, and do not feel in the slightest bit guilty. I'm proud of my wealth, though I am a little concerned that I occasionally spoil my servants by allowing them to enter the house through the *front* door. Tell me, kind Sir -- What is the title of your thesis? Judging by your work, I imagine it to be SPS related. If so, your guilt is not misplaced. I too would feel guilty about leeching off the state when all I had to show for it was a thesis in the most useless, bullshit subject known to mankind. It is no coincidence that whenever people fuck up their degrees, they switch to SPS. Good day to you, Sir.
on The Elephant Olympics by Yardbird
28 Nov 2002, 5:16 AM
What the hell is going on here, then:
http://www.zootorah.com/ZooRabbi/gallery
http://www.zootorah.com/ZooRabbi/gallery
on Come Night time by anitawit
27 Nov 2002, 12:32 PM
Consider the following matrix of death...
Ai,j. a[i][j] = death
Ai,j. a[i][j] = death
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
27 Nov 2002, 3:02 AM
Look I don't know what 'xenophobic' means, but all I can say is that America is a great nation and definitely is not 'xenophobic'.
on Make Me A pie by un4208
26 Nov 2002, 5:39 PM
Is it a floor pie?
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:50 PM
QUICK DOYLUM NOW GET HER INTO THE CAR
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:47 PM
Take ==Doylum's hand without fear, my dear. I know him to be a most upstanding British gentleman of Impeccable Breeding and Gracious Conduct.
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:36 PM
You sound like a really interesting, unique girl. Just imagine -- you're a HYPERCHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I bet once you get started you never stop --because you're unstoppable! And cr4zy!!
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:34 PM
Pistols nothing. It shall be monocles at dawn, on Fortesque Lawn.
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:29 PM
This is preposterous! Will you duel, or are you a coward?
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:27 PM
Or a flag depicting a flag depicting those flags being burned being burned.
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:25 PM
The only flag I'd burn is a flag with a picture of a bible burning on it. Or a flag with a picture of an American flag burning on it.
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:25 PM
What does LOL mean?
replying on Friend by MysticalRaven88
26 Nov 2002, 4:23 PM
Ok I'm not going to tell you again. But just think about it. You're going to have to face it sooner or later.