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Perversions

by razorgrin

Member since 2002 · Posted 7 Nov 2002 · 36 comments

Vorophilia There once was a young man named Moore who was quite fascinated by vore. His lover devoured but the relationship soured For soon there was no more of Moore. Roman Showers "Fetch me a basin, and quick! I fear I am going to be sick!" "Perhaps darling, instead you'll be ill on my head Because from it I'd get quite a kick." Fisting Young Johnny cried "Madam desist! We agreed I was going to fist. I buried my arm but while it did me no harm Please put my watch back on my wrist!"

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[9] <{Baba^Yaga}> 7-Nov-02/2:22 PM Reply
darling...i see a wonderfull future for you in my bengied chickens entrails...lovely! 9.
[n/a] razorgrin › <{Baba^Yaga}> 7-Nov-02/2:38 PM Reply
thankee. I was considering one about yurming, but ran out of rhymes.
[5] <~> › razorgrin 9-Nov-02/6:33 PM Reply
what's 'yurming'?
[n/a] razorgrin › <~> 12-Nov-02/11:37 AM Reply
something you should be glad you don't know what it means.
[9] Tintagiles 7-Nov-02/7:55 PM Reply
EEEEWWWW! You're so sick! You're a horrible horrible person and I hope you get kicked off this site and I'm going to set the police on you! These aren't funny at all, these people are all perverts, how can you write about perverts, you must be really wierd. Mommy told me to stay away from people like you. They're all ick!

On a slightly more serious note, the second isn't up to the framing ones.
[7] Christof 8-Nov-02/1:16 AM Reply
The last one is the best - to combine fisting with petty theft is truly a gift.
[n/a] god'swife › Christof 8-Nov-02/1:26 AM Reply
You're sicker than she is.
[3] Nicholas Jones 8-Nov-02/2:25 AM Reply
Wow. That's original.
[n/a] razorgrin › Nicholas Jones 8-Nov-02/6:30 AM Reply
Thanks, all. it was time for some of my grade-A, dee-lishus silliness.
[8] deadstar 8-Nov-02/8:21 AM Reply
very witty
[n/a] razorgrin › deadstar 8-Nov-02/12:22 PM Reply
A sequel is in the works. topic suggestions are welcome. squick, scat and something else, maybe.
[5] <~> › razorgrin 8-Nov-02/1:02 PM Reply
don't forget to eat some corn, if you're going to get it on whit the scat-thang. makes for interesting contrasts.

p.s. leave the damn innocents alone.
[n/a] razorgrin › <~> 9-Nov-02/6:04 PM Reply
which innocents are these, zzin?
[5] <~> › razorgrin 9-Nov-02/6:29 PM Reply
i am at that point, between paychecks, where i have started drinking my sister's coors light. there are no longer any innocents, anywhere. unless one of you would like to buy me an IPA? or a scotch, neat?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Nov-02/4:15 AM Reply
For some reason I didn't see this up until now. You win the prize. Vore and fisting are two of the greatest sexual deviances of all time, although Roman Showers are a bit sick. HA HA HA
[n/a] razorgrin › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Nov-02/11:18 AM Reply
thank you. i take a bow, guarding my ass from the midgets in leather.
[n/a] deleted user › razorgrin 29-Nov-02/6:26 PM Reply
what, only one midget in leather allowed in it razorbitch?
[9] Tintagiles › deleted user 29-Nov-02/7:00 PM Reply
Whoo! Phookthworld's back! I actually laughed aloud when I read that. You're a joke, aren't you? Aren't you? Surely among dear Razorgrin's friends there's one silly enough to do this. I mean really... you're too brilliantly stupid to be real. Surely it's impossible for this amount of imbecility to be found in nature? Even I would find it hard to believe it could be.
[n/a] razorgrin › deleted user 29-Nov-02/7:11 PM Reply
oh holy crap, the most outspoken thalidomide foetus ever to hit a keyboard is blessing me again with his powerful presence.We agreed last time you feebly attempted to argue with me that i was a bitch. Moving on ,you're quite frankly, a pubescent dipshit. I spent the evening wholesomely making a gaelic-themed gingerbread house and am thus in the mood for cussing. That said, to put this in a way you may understand phookthworld, you candy-ass pissant, you are a goddamn two-cent, jesus-fucking backdoor whore-dog son of an assless assistant crack dealer's bitch. good night and god bless you. right in the mouth.
[n/a] deleted user › razorgrin 29-Nov-02/7:29 PM Reply
good fer u, i dont even want to know what you slipped into the batter, but it was probably the fetus you had aborted last time janglidiot forgot to use a condom. and u tintathingy, ure just jealous because she wont let you up her ass too. u probably have a small dick too.
[9] Tintagiles › deleted user 29-Nov-02/7:40 PM Reply
Why you infernal little pipsqueak. If you are a joke I am going to flay you alive off the railroad bridge. You never left the anal phase, did you? Perhaps if you removed your head from your mother's asshole you'd gain some brains. Got some problems, little boy? Never got over Mommy no longer breastfeeding you? Annoyed Daddy stopped sodomising you? Nuncle squeeze your balls a bit too tight when you were a kid? You're a shabby little skull fucker who ought to turn to knives that we might be rid of you. Your insults are disgracefully puerile and unimaginative (though the fetus comment almost gets a point or two), and worst of all misspelt. Why don't you go and fuck a kiwi, little New Zealander (or perhaps you actually come from Zealand?). From your sempiternal comments about penile size, I'm going to assume kiwis would be about the right size for you.
[n/a] razorgrin › Tintagiles 1-Dec-02/4:30 PM Reply
mmm...fetus-gingerbread. delicious and nutritious. why exactly do you come here to feebly insult me? hey...that was YOUR mom that i beat to death with that brick to reanimate for my zombie army. i imagine that was your poodle too. oh well, i'm sure you'll find other family to do. stop being a loser. now. quick!
[8] ==Doylum 28-Nov-02/2:44 PM Reply
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[n/a] razorgrin › ==Doylum 28-Nov-02/4:30 PM Reply
heavens! You should get that looked at. professionally, this time.
[8] ==Doylum › razorgrin 5-Dec-02/3:54 AM Reply
It was a professional i went to see
I found his number in the telephone box
he wont see me again says i bring bad luck
He lost his stethoscope, his forceps, his speculum.....


....and funnily enough he lost reginald his hampster that very same day
[n/a] razorgrin › ==Doylum 5-Dec-02/12:33 PM Reply
at least it wasn't a guinea pig, i guess...
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 29-Jan-03/2:20 PM Reply
not as funny as 3. might it be possibble to get you to write a 4th? these are just too interesting.
[n/a] razorgrin › thepinkbunnyofdoom 30-Jan-03/10:55 AM Reply
As long as there are still odd fetishes, I will write about them. #4 is about a third done.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom › razorgrin 30-Jan-03/11:23 AM Reply
as you have you have noted i am one to get lost in the haste of the momment so i'll be egarly waiting fo it to to be posted.
[0] sk8boardandpoems 25-Feb-03/3:50 PM Reply
zero zero
[n/a] razorgrin › sk8boardandpoems 26-Feb-03/7:01 AM Reply
I noticed. So, how's it feel to suck the most cock of any 7th grader? No, you don't have to take that out of your mouth to answer.
[9] deleted user 1-Feb-04/7:55 AM Reply
very...ummmm...interesting...9?
[10] Goad 1-Feb-04/9:34 AM Reply
Cool, limericks that are actually limericks!

Most excellently done. More please.
[10] fevriere 15-Sep-04/9:13 AM Reply
Ok, so those are rather amusing.
[0] Edna Sweetlove 15-May-06/5:16 PM Reply
I give up.this is rubbish.
[8] Ranger 11-Oct-06/1:16 PM Reply
Ho ho ho...hum