poemranker ::Replying

ReplyTo a comment on Perversions by razorgrin.

Tintagiles29 Nov 2002

Why you infernal little pipsqueak. If you are a joke I am going to flay you alive off the railroad bridge. You never left the anal phase, did you? Perhaps if you removed your head from your mother's asshole you'd gain some brains. Got some problems, little boy? Never got over Mommy no longer breastfeeding you? Annoyed Daddy stopped sodomising you? Nuncle squeeze your balls a bit too tight when you were a kid? You're a shabby little skull fucker who ought to turn to knives that we might be rid of you. Your insults are disgracefully puerile and unimaginative (though the fetus comment almost gets a point or two), and worst of all misspelt. Why don't you go and fuck a kiwi, little New Zealander (or perhaps you actually come from Zealand?). From your sempiternal comments about penile size, I'm going to assume kiwis would be about the right size for you.