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Perversions (Limerick) by razorgrin
Vorophilia
There once was a young man named Moore
who was quite fascinated by vore.
His lover devoured
but the relationship soured
For soon there was no more of Moore.
Roman Showers
"Fetch me a basin, and quick!
I fear I am going to be sick!"
"Perhaps darling, instead
you'll be ill on my head
Because from it I'd get quite a kick."
Fisting
Young Johnny cried "Madam desist!
We agreed I was going to fist.
I buried my arm
but while it did me no harm
Please put my watch back on my wrist!"
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