Re: a comment on Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove	16-Jun-06/12:45 PM
I copied and pasted my reply to MS Word so if she deletes it I'll just post it back up again. Her only recourse is to delete her reply too. Hey it's nice to see you back. I missed your goddess-like presence.
Re: a comment on 72 virgins (but the bitches ain't fun) by ALChemy	16-Jun-06/12:31 PM
Well said. If she's smart she won't even try you. Her best comeback will probably involve something along the lines of nit picking any minor grammar errors you've made and calling you something like dummy-head or something as out-dated as yankee. I mean when was the last time we heard yankee said without reference to the baseball team?
Re: a comment on 72 virgins (but the bitches ain't fun) by ALChemy	16-Jun-06/7:14 AM
Good work indeed, Hassan. Some of his best work was done on London Subway trains and an omnibus, wouldn't you agree? Thank God Bush's bitch Blair sent enough redcoat butlers over there to wash the towelhead blood stains of those yankee uniforms of ours.
Re: a comment on Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove	16-Jun-06/6:41 AM
Dear Sweet-love, I shall leave links verifying my hyphen is acceptable and that there is indeed a well known variation of the rhyme containing the word "nigger". http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/here-by -and- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eeny,_meeny,_miny,_moe (scroll down to the history section) PS. Starting a sentence with "And" while in the process of trying to nit-pick somebody's grammar is incredibly stupid. Jesus wept indeed.
Re: a comment on Blessings by amanda_dcosta	16-Jun-06/6:15 AM
I'm sure DA's been banged by some of the biggest and the littlest of things make Amanda say "Oh God" ;D
Re: Blessings by amanda_dcosta	15-Jun-06/12:34 PM
Here's the atheist argument against the existence of god: http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/quentin_smith/atheism.html Here's the apologist response: http://www.tektonics.org/guest/kalamber.html Funny how they use the same idea against each other. The "why does evil exist if god is all good and compassionate" argument by atheists is silly because good and evil are just positive and negetive. It's like saying a perfectly positive thing like the number 2 can't exist because negetive numbers exists. If god destroys all evil he becomes unidentifiable as an all good being because everything else becomes perfectly good. He'll have to carry a sign or something when that happens. Evil is a counter balence of good, good is a counter balence of evil. I suppose it's part of our purpose here on earth to figure out exactly which is which.
Re: Eenie Meenie Minie Moe by Edna Sweetlove	15-Jun-06/11:14 AM
True Story: Probably the second most common version of Eenie, meenie, minie, moe rhyme has this verse in it; Eeny, meeny, miny, moe Catch a nigger by his toe If he hollers make him pay, Fifty dollars every day So someone more vulgar than you beat you to it. PS. By deleting this comment you here-by confirm you're an inexcusable twit.
Re: Herencia Latina by Ranger	6-Jun-06/1:47 PM
Is the red light your McGuffin? Honestly, it could be a million thing but I can't think of the one it should be.
Re: Won’t Somebody Be My Friend by amanda_dcosta	6-Jun-06/1:29 PM
The cadence of your rhyme is too upbeat for a somber poem. One half expects a punchline at the end, which could actually work. See: Then an angel came to apologize -"We just noticed your last name's Bitler."- -"Turns out all this terrible time we thought we were screwing with Hitler."
Re: a comment on An Invitation From Poetry.com by scitz	6-Jun-06/1:06 PM
How sweet it would be to see you parody this and E-mail to the rankers. Something like this but less vulgar: Dear Dick When you attend the Convention and orgy, you will present your anus in front of your fellow poets from around the world (Our last orgy was celebrated by over 2500 anuses from 58 countries worldwide!), and you will be presented with your Outstanding Achievement in Poetry Silver Butt Plug. The Plug is a magnificent work of art (a $200.00 value) that measures over 11 inches across and over 17 inches high, handcrafted in silver, with your name custom-engraved on a beautiful cherry wood base (see it here). I’m sure it will merit a special place of pride in your home. Your award is so large and heavy that you may wish to bring an extra suitcase to carry it home!. As a valued "member" you receive our special introductory rim job if you return this form back within 14 days. Your Poem...
Re: a comment on 72 virgins (but the bitches ain't fun) by ALChemy	23-May-06/5:46 PM
Yeah, basically I changed a word here a line there and in doing so desecrated ol' Jay-Z's song. I figure any score higher than 5 shows that I've bested him.
Re: a comment on Monsters by wilco	23-May-06/1:59 PM
It's the middle stanzas that kinda remind me of Instant Karma (alot of it is just in the rhythm) and the Chorus makes me think Morrison. I really don't consider you overrated let alone horribly overrated.
Re: a comment on Descartes' Immortal Truth by Edna Sweetlove	23-May-06/12:11 PM
Some of us living folk already shit shamelessly. See above poem and author.
Re: a comment on Godproof Hat by Dovina	23-May-06/12:08 PM
Somewhere in that old endless stretch of comments is a Flintstones reference (To God'swife I think) that I thought was quite clever and apperently no one else did.
Re: Monsters by wilco	23-May-06/9:20 AM
Like Jim Morrison and John Lennon dueling. A little disassembled between stanzas but put in the voice of an effective singer it could work quite well.
Re: Godproof Hat by Dovina	22-May-06/10:11 PM
The last stanza reminds me of the closing animation of every Flintstone episode.
Re: The balls of Thor by John Rambo	22-May-06/9:52 PM
Vikin' aye man!
Re: a comment on Foray by richa	21-May-06/8:56 AM
Spelling and grammar class is right across the hall. Hope to see you there.
Re: a comment on Foray by richa	20-May-06/11:52 PM
Walking around aimlessly in circles doesn't count.
Re: The Picasso Limerick that Wrote Itself by TanHand	20-May-06/11:40 PM
Picasso died in april of 1973, long before the AIDS epidemic. Keith Haring's probably the most famous painter who has died of AIDS.