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Eenie Meenie Minie Moe (Lyric) by Edna Sweetlove Eenie meenie minie moe
Catch a retard by the toe
If he realises let him go
Or he'll piss himself in half a mo
Eenie meenie minie moe
Catch a fairy by the toe
If he thinks you want some fun
He'll let you do him in the bum.
Eenie meenie minie moe
Catch a mugger by the toe
Kick his face in and steal his wallet
Shove your fat fist down his gullet.
Eenie meenie minie moe
Catch a blind man by the toe
If he prays to let him go
Smash his gob in â heâll never know.
Up the ladder:
You
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Spitballing
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Posted: June 13, 2006 1:24 PM PDT; Last modified: June 13, 2006 1:24 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.2689414 Overall Rank: 3823 Comments:
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Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.124.248
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13-Jun-06/1:24 PM
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I dedicate this to all my fans.
True Story: Probably the second most common version of Eenie, meenie, minie, moe rhyme has this verse in it;
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe Catch a nigger by his toe If he hollers make him pay, Fifty dollars every day So someone more vulgar than you beat you to it. PS. By deleting this comment you here-by confirm you're an inexcusable twit.
Dear Alchemy, I shall leave your moronic comment for people to laugh at for its stupidity and ignorance. Hereby has no hyphen, dumbo. And you got the original wrong too. Jesus wept.
Dear Sweet-love, I shall leave links verifying my hyphen is acceptable and that there is indeed a well known variation of the rhyme containing the word "nigger".
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/h -and- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eeny,_meeny (scroll down to the history section) PS. Starting a sentence with "And" while in the process of trying to nit-pick somebody's grammar is incredibly stupid. Jesus wept indeed.
Is this the only excuse for an arguement left on dying Poemranker? If Edna did not routinely delete every response she can't smear with shit, I might get involved. This is ridiculous.
I copied and pasted my reply to MS Word so if she deletes it I'll just post it back up again. Her only recourse is to delete her reply too.
Hey it's nice to see you back. I missed your goddess-like presence.
Oh, I even backed these 2 comments up too.
Goddess-like? Blush. Hey, some of those female gods were more sour than sweetlove. Save it quick, it's a goner.
I never delete stupid comments as I like them.
You sound like a boring c*nt
Dear ALC: You seem to be a little hypersensitive today. Pity it doesn't extend to your writing. Re the "original" poem. You entirely missed the point that I was surprised that you imagined I would NOT know the original "nigger" version. What else might my skit be based on? It's the last line your have wrong in your version. Or it may be an American variation. You need a good strong dose of humour medicine, dear.
Dear Edna: Such a lady-like response, I'm impressed. How does the English "nigger" version end? Do tell.
PS. I could hardly imagine you liking my more sensitive writing.
funny
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