Eenie meenie minie moe Catch a retard by the toe If he realises let him go Or he'll piss himself in half a mo Eenie meenie minie moe Catch a fairy by the toe If he thinks you want some fun He'll let you do him in the bum. Eenie meenie minie moe Catch a mugger by the toe Kick his face in and steal his wallet Shove your fat fist down his gullet. Eenie meenie minie moe Catch a blind man by the toe If he prays to let him go Smash his gob in – he’ll never know.