| Re: The Better Beggar by PodPoet |
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249 |
30-Mar-05/2:07 AM |
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I am a bastard too; I love bastards: I am a bastard begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard in valour, in every thing illegitimate. One bear will not bite another, and wherefore should one bastard? Take heed, the quarrel's most ominous to us: if the son of a whore fight for a whore, he tempts judgment: farewell, bastard.
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wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249 |
30-Mar-05/2:09 AM |
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PETRUCHIO: Will it not be? Faith, sirrah, an you'll not knock, I'll ring it; I'll try how you can sol, fa, and sing it. He wrings him by the ears
GRUMIO: Help, masters, help! my master is mad.
PETRUCHIO: Now, knock when I bid you, sirrah villain!
[Enter HORTENSIO.]
HORTENSIO: How now! what's the matter? My old friend Grumio! And my good friend Petruchio! How do you all at Verona?
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| Re: The Sidekick and The Distant Damsel by luzrheroguy |
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 195.157.153.249 |
30-Mar-05/2:15 AM |
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[Enter the Borgias' FOOL.]
LUCREZIA: Well, Fool, what's thy latest?
FOOL: Aristotle's or Zeno's, Lady--'tis neither latest nor last. For, marry, if the cobbler stuck to his last, then were his latest his last in rebus ambulantibus. Argal, I stick at nothing but cobble-stones, which, by the same token, are stuck to the road by men's fingers.
LUCREZIA: How many crows may nest in a grocer's jerkin?
FOOL: A full dozen at cock-crow, and something less under the dog-star, by reason of the dew, which lies heavy on men taken by the scurvy.
LUCREZIA: Methinks the Fool is a fool.
FOOL: And therefore, by auricular deduction, am I own twin to the Lady Lucrezia!
[Sings.]
When pears hang green on the garden wall
With a nid, and a nod, and a niddy-niddy-o
Then prank you, lads and lasses all,
With a yea and a nay and a niddy-o.
But when the thrush flies out o' the frost
With a nid, [etc.]
'Tis time for loons to count the cost,
With a yea [etc.]
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| Re: Yesterdays testament by Caducus |
Caducus 172.216.15.9 |
30-Mar-05/3:06 AM |
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partly inspired by Sylvia Plath's 'The Rival'
only in draft form.
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| Re: A good little poem by INTRANSIT |
dancin_n_da_moonlite 64.12.116.135 |
30-Mar-05/2:39 PM |
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i like this (though i dont eat pickles).......
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| Re: Follow by some deleted user |
dancin_n_da_moonlite 64.12.116.135 |
30-Mar-05/2:41 PM |
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i dont really like this and it reminds me slightly of the clown in the movie version of it (stephen king)
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| Re: Holding The Ground by Miggy |
luzrheroguy 66.42.219.174 |
30-Mar-05/11:10 PM |
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Apparently I'm not the only one who writes about superheroes. Well done. Beginning could use some rewriting but the rest was well done. -9-
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| Re: Half a dozen by thepinkbunnyofdoom |
Stephen Robins 213.146.148.199 |
31-Mar-05/3:11 AM |
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Do you and CLS show each other your bits over the internet - I suppose it's easier for CLS to do so as they are detachable.
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| Re: A Little Further by thepinkbunnyofdoom |
Stephen Robins 213.146.148.199 |
31-Mar-05/3:12 AM |
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| Re: Twilight Affair by thepinkbunnyofdoom |
Stephen Robins 213.146.148.199 |
31-Mar-05/3:13 AM |
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Do you possess an innie or an outie? (penis that is)
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| Re: James The Dashing Pirate by thepinkbunnyofdoom |
Stephen Robins 213.146.148.199 |
31-Mar-05/3:14 AM |
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Name me one person called Jason who is not a collossal cockwound.
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| Re: Standing by the Sea by thepinkbunnyofdoom |
Stephen Robins 213.146.148.199 |
31-Mar-05/3:16 AM |
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zodiac 212.118.19.178 |
31-Mar-05/6:17 AM |
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re: "The poetry I write and the images I paint,
Capture only parts of what I feel for you."
That would be only the maudlin and trite parts? Do you ever wonder about that?
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| Re: Standing by the Sea by thepinkbunnyofdoom |
edpeterson 68.79.6.28 |
31-Mar-05/7:03 AM |
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"A man sits like as though he were stone"
My head turned to stone when I read this.
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| Re: Plato by not_a_philosopher |
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 81.153.196.50 |
1-Apr-05/8:43 AM |
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PAPAL ALERT: The Pope's condition can only be described as "unbelievably appalling" :(
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| Re: Plato by not_a_philosopher |
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 81.153.196.50 |
1-Apr-05/11:47 AM |
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PAPAL ALERT: The Pope's health has worsened to a point that is Beyond Thunderdome. The only things keeping him alive are Vatican denial, and a complex system of ropes, pulleys, and two-way mirrors. We just pray they can keep the white dumpling ticking for a few more hours, lest he suffer the ignobility of death on April Fool's Day :(
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camperdfl 63.245.180.170 |
1-Apr-05/4:40 PM |
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Fuck racism, judge everyone for who they are not for what color they are. A couple of my best friends were black, then one day along came my stepdad who said I couldn't hang out with different races, hell he didn't even like my white friends.
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| Re: a poem to a friend by that_funny_girl |
francis nor capule 12.129.230.11 |
1-Apr-05/5:35 PM |
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i know the feeling.well penned!
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francis nor capule 12.129.230.11 |
1-Apr-05/5:41 PM |
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most guys dont.OMG got to call her quick : P
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| regarding some deleted poem... |
francis nor capule 12.129.230.11 |
1-Apr-05/5:42 PM |
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