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Dr Toilet on Oh to be a Scot! by Donald McFuck 15 Jan 2007, 9:00 AM
Dear Toilet feels sympathy for you!
Dr Toilet on some deleted poem 15 Jan 2007, 9:01 AM
Dr Toilet thinks this is unpleasant
Stephen Robins on some deleted poem 15 Jan 2007, 5:38 AM
As satisfying as a bowl of tramp trifle and as wholesome as a plate of corpse mustard.
xxx on some deleted poem 15 Jan 2007, 8:55 AM
shudder
Shuushin on some deleted poem 15 Jan 2007, 5:39 AM
Ginger sprinkled orchid is interesting. The rest. Is not. I've made programs that grab random adjectives, adverbs, nouns in semi-random sequences to produce poetry. This is like that. Sometimes you get surprised, sometimes not in a good way. The government uses something similar to name wars - I hope someday we see "Operation Ginger Sprinkled Orchid".
Dr Toilet on A Fart For All Mankind by Edna Sweetlove 15 Jan 2007, 8:53 AM
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes toilet things!
Dr Toilet on Edna's Video Library by Edna Sweetlove 15 Jan 2007, 8:54 AM
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes rude things! And sex too!
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes toilet things and filth!
Dr Toilet on Blind Fart by Blind Fart 15 Jan 2007, 8:57 AM
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes toilet things!
Dr Toilet on Fragrant Love by Engelbert Humpalot 15 Jan 2007, 8:58 AM
Dr Toilet wanks when he reads things like this!
richa on Fanatic by Dovina 15 Jan 2007, 2:18 PM
Is this about how people who know things mock people who don't know things because people who know things have not received 'gentleness'. I think it is.
Prince of Void on Fury by wilco 15 Jan 2007, 7:26 AM
Good job ..it's a great poem
Dr Toilet on George and Samson by Edna Sweetlove 15 Jan 2007, 8:55 AM
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes things about bottoms!
Shuushin on some deleted poem 15 Jan 2007, 5:31 AM
winterS...yields wtf? lots of noise simply for the concession of rhyme - for example, if you removed "in the day" and "on their way" and why not, "and say" - there is absolutely no meaning lost and the thing is so much better for it. plenty of what, exactly, from nature[']s quiver? And what does the warmth and light deliver? Birds? and yes, that indentation... have you every had anything published with that indentation intact?
Stephen Robins on Brains for Barter by Dovina 15 Jan 2007, 5:32 AM
I've had wind which has resulted in the runs. Terrible, you have my sympathy; although I wouldn't condone publicising the fact.
Edna Sweetlove on some deleted poem 15 Jan 2007, 11:15 AM
This is really not very good, but I have come to expect nothing less from you, dearie. I shall be generous in my marking and give it 1/10.
I like pratfallen. To fall on one's buttocks. Very apt.
Dr Toilet on A Year Later (edited a bit) by Sasha 15 Jan 2007, 4:08 PM
Line 5: do you REALLY not know the difference between "lay" and "lie"? How fucking tragic.
Dr Toilet on Starving at Tiffany's by horus8 15 Jan 2007, 4:09 PM
How about capitals for "I" ? 1/10 and be grateful.
Dr Toilet on some deleted poem 15 Jan 2007, 4:10 PM
I would just like to say what a great and original piece of writing this is, but I would be a liar. It's tripe.