Dr Toilet
on Oh to be a Scot! by Donald McFuck
15 Jan 2007, 9:00 AM
Dear Toilet feels sympathy for you!
Dr Toilet thinks this is unpleasant
As satisfying as a bowl of tramp trifle and as wholesome as a plate of corpse mustard.
shudder
Ginger sprinkled orchid is interesting. The rest. Is not.
I've made programs that grab random adjectives, adverbs, nouns in semi-random sequences to produce poetry. This is like that. Sometimes you get surprised, sometimes not in a good way.
The government uses something similar to name wars - I hope someday we see "Operation Ginger Sprinkled Orchid".
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes toilet things!
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes rude things! And sex too!
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes toilet things and filth!
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes toilet things!
Dr Toilet wanks when he reads things like this!
Good job ..it's a great poem
Dr Toilet likes this one as he likes things about bottoms!
winterS...yields wtf?
lots of noise simply for the concession of rhyme - for example, if you removed "in the day" and "on their way" and why not, "and say" - there is absolutely no meaning lost and the thing is so much better for it.
plenty of what, exactly, from nature[']s quiver? And what does the warmth and light deliver? Birds?
and yes, that indentation... have you every had anything published with that indentation intact?
I've had wind which has resulted in the runs. Terrible, you have my sympathy; although I wouldn't condone publicising the fact.
This is really not very good, but I have come to expect nothing less from you, dearie. I shall be generous in my marking and give it 1/10.
I like pratfallen. To fall on one's buttocks. Very apt.
Line 5: do you REALLY not know the difference between "lay" and "lie"? How fucking tragic.
How about capitals for "I" ? 1/10 and be grateful.
I would just like to say what a great and original piece of writing this is, but I would be a liar. It's tripe.