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Oh to be a Scot! (Free verse) by Donald McFuck I'm a Scot and I am ace:
Ginger hair and stupid face;
Wearing sporrans trimmed with lace;
Eating haggis at tremendous pace;
Despising those of negroid race.
I'm proud to be a mental case.
Up the ladder:
A Wanderlust To The New
Down the ladder:
Yolande
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Posted: January 13, 2007 6:04 AM PST; Last modified: January 13, 2007 6:04 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.2086053 Overall Rank: 4496 The following users have marked this poem on their favorites list:
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Delightful. I shall put you on my faves. Come and read my own writings to see some real class.
Dear Toilet feels sympathy for you!
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Bought to Scotland in a sack,
I told them all I would'e go back,
To my home in a Iraq,
Even though Scotland is even more cack,
It has something that Iraq does lack,
A bountiful supply of excellent smack.