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Oh to be a Scot! (Free verse) by Donald McFuck I'm a Scot and I am ace:
Ginger hair and stupid face;
Wearing sporrans trimmed with lace;
Eating haggis at tremendous pace;
Despising those of negroid race.
I'm proud to be a mental case.
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