on the universe is throbbing by FreeFormFixation
11 Dec 2003, 3:31 PM
Do you think the united nations is concerned as much about electrons as you are?
replying on Let Go by PunkyPanda
11 Dec 2003, 3:28 PM
Yes, I don't want you to die. I want you to get naked and cook me a god damn omelette.
replying on Dolphins Of Dorset by Caducus
11 Dec 2003, 2:46 PM
That's because I'm a trained professional, and I have a spatula to proof it
on Hurt by PunkyPanda
11 Dec 2003, 2:42 PM
I think you should slice open your chest and definitely let all of that guilt out. I mean if you keep it inside any longer it might kill you?
on Let Go by PunkyPanda
11 Dec 2003, 2:39 PM
That's about as punk rock as a warm lemonade slurpee.
on Henrietta IV by A. Nomaly
11 Dec 2003, 2:35 PM
"Adoring them" somehow didn't end it for me on the right foot. It's close, but not as close as I know you can get.
on standing still by phbiscuit
11 Dec 2003, 2:19 PM
Once, my toes quivered me a quilt, but then I donated it to Denis QuAIDS. Twice, my toes linted my a dollar, but me spaint it on me Maman.
on the universe is throbbing by FreeFormFixation
11 Dec 2003, 9:46 AM
Why would you ruin a great poem by injecting it with politics?
replying on The last Celebrity death match (On ice) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
5 Dec 2003, 12:38 PM
Oh, sorry. lol. I was going to say.
on Gifts by miraclemaker
5 Dec 2003, 12:08 PM
What?
on HOW TO BE FUNNY by Lord Ganus
2 Dec 2003, 11:36 PM
This is why you'll go to heaven and hell. 11!
on my hunger has become a hunger for revenge by nentwined
2 Dec 2003, 11:21 PM
Simply the best.
replying on untitled (suggestions wanted) by Don-Quixote
24 Nov 2003, 10:09 PM
Wow dude, my mom is asking you to give her tips. That's a compliment.
on Thundershowers and my best friend by NeeMan
24 Nov 2003, 7:01 PM
God cannot keep you from me my love. lol.
replying on How to audition for a cereal ad by horus8
24 Nov 2003, 6:54 PM
OI!
replying on Rockmage, I was going to pay him... by <{Baba^Yaga}>
14 Nov 2003, 11:34 PM
Fuck you old man. I don't have to threaten you. With your kind of attitude and sensibilty in life? You'll be your own rapid demise with no help from me, and that's a prediction. I predict it will be accidental, and horribly painful. And you didn't hurt my feelings cramps, because, I don't have any. I'm a better writer than you by a long shot. So that would be like me being upset at my four year old son for being a little boy. You just have no manners, that's all, and you're unsophisticated, but if that keeps your gums a gumming, gum away by all means. But it don't bug me, I'm just as bored as the next guy. Just more talented and better looking than you. Smile there swoll nuts! You'll bust a nut soon, that and prostate cancer will be your gift from me.