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The last Celebrity death match (On ice)

Member since 2002 · Posted 5 Dec 2003 · 2 comments

First, I watched the Arnold Swarzaneggar biography. Then came Sylvestor (Binky) Stallone's bio. Both, Icons, Terminators, Rambos, Barbarians. Men's men, T-shirts, and one liners. Next, came the Jon Bongiovi story? (Bon Jovi). And let me just tell you "that man had lovely hair". His father was a hairstylist, so was Sly Stallones (He likes to be called Sly, because, he thinks he is) Arnold's father was a bull mating Nazi, but if he wanted too? He could have styled hair also. If I were Quentin Tarrantino, which I'm not, but I have seen him across the street at Highland grounds (a coffee shop). Talking to himself with action figures while red lining scripts, and looking for 'no' attention. I would have Rambo vs The Terminator, with Bon Jovi playing the inbetweens, on ice. It would be a benefit, and a virtual melting pot of Culture. Sci-Fi-Mercs, and the entire state of New Jersey, Republicans and hairspray sluts. Oh, and free passes for the disabled, and anyone from Maryland that weightlifts. The question is, a benefit for what? I got it! A benefit, for the rich.

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[9] Shuushin 5-Dec-03/12:14 PM Reply
Ja JA - that vuld be awesum!!

([slams fist on table] nicht war??)
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Shuushin 5-Dec-03/12:38 PM Reply
Oh, sorry. lol. I was going to say.