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The last Celebrity death match (On ice) (Free verse) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
First, I watched the Arnold Swarzaneggar biography.
Then came Sylvestor (Binky) Stallone's bio.
Both, Icons, Terminators, Rambos, Barbarians.
Men's men, T-shirts, and one liners.
Next, came the Jon Bongiovi story? (Bon Jovi).
And let me just tell you "that man had lovely hair".
His father was a hairstylist, so was Sly Stallones
(He likes to be called Sly, because, he thinks he
is) Arnold's father was a bull mating Nazi,
but if he wanted too? He could have styled hair also.
If I were Quentin Tarrantino, which I'm not, but
I have seen him across the street at Highland grounds
(a coffee shop). Talking to himself with action figures
while red lining scripts, and looking for 'no' attention.
I would have Rambo vs The Terminator, with Bon Jovi
playing the inbetweens, on ice. It would be a benefit,
and a virtual melting pot of Culture. Sci-Fi-Mercs,
and the entire state of New Jersey, Republicans and
hairspray sluts. Oh, and free passes for the disabled,
and anyone from Maryland that weightlifts.
The question is, a benefit for what?
I got it! A benefit, for the rich.
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Posted: December 5, 2003 12:01 PM PST; Last modified: December 5, 2003 12:01 PM PST
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([slams fist on table] nicht war??)