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The last Celebrity death match (On ice) (Free verse) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
First, I watched the Arnold Swarzaneggar biography. Then came Sylvestor (Binky) Stallone's bio. Both, Icons, Terminators, Rambos, Barbarians. Men's men, T-shirts, and one liners. Next, came the Jon Bongiovi story? (Bon Jovi). And let me just tell you "that man had lovely hair". His father was a hairstylist, so was Sly Stallones (He likes to be called Sly, because, he thinks he is) Arnold's father was a bull mating Nazi, but if he wanted too? He could have styled hair also. If I were Quentin Tarrantino, which I'm not, but I have seen him across the street at Highland grounds (a coffee shop). Talking to himself with action figures while red lining scripts, and looking for 'no' attention. I would have Rambo vs The Terminator, with Bon Jovi playing the inbetweens, on ice. It would be a benefit, and a virtual melting pot of Culture. Sci-Fi-Mercs, and the entire state of New Jersey, Republicans and hairspray sluts. Oh, and free passes for the disabled, and anyone from Maryland that weightlifts. The question is, a benefit for what? I got it! A benefit, for the rich.

Up the ladder: Leaving in the Morning
Down the ladder: Daytime TV

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Weighted score: 5.537883
Overall Rank: 2604
Posted: December 5, 2003 12:01 PM PST; Last modified: December 5, 2003 12:01 PM PST
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[9] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.52 | 5-Dec-03/12:14 PM | Reply
Ja JA - that vuld be awesum!!

([slams fist on table] nicht war??)
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.116.54 > Shuushin | 5-Dec-03/12:38 PM | Reply
Oh, sorry. lol. I was going to say.
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