poemranker ::To Bob, Love Ed by Bobjim

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Free verse № 72127

To Bob, Love Ed

Member since 2002 · Posted 26 Oct 2003 · 4 comments

I love you bob, you smell so sweet, you are a man i'd like to meet, Oh Bob you're legs are so hairy, come on Bob, quite contrary. Bob you are the man for me, Bob you're the one who'll set me free, Bob you are the one i want to please, Bob i like the smell of cheese (not hinting at anything) I love you Bob, you look so sweet, you're the man that makes my heart beat, Oh Bob you look like a fairy, Bob you are not called Mary. Bob you are the man for me, Bob you're the one who'll set me free, Bob you are the one i want to please, Bob i like the smell of cheese (not hinting at anything) I love you Bob, you taste so sweet, You're the man i like to greet, Bob, do you like music festivals?, Bob, i really want to play with your testicles.

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4 comments

[8] horus8 26-Oct-03/3:41 PM Reply
A need to repeat yourself? Is a need to beat yourself and get doggy styled.
[10] large_geese 10-May-04/6:11 AM Reply
That's one of the best poems I've ever read!!
[n/a] Bobjim › large_geese 10-May-04/6:17 AM Reply
You would say that. You're Ed, you wrote it.
[n/a] Ranger 15-Feb-06/6:42 AM Reply
Bob, you're so fine. Really.