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To Bob, Love Ed (Free verse) by Bobjim
I love you bob, you smell so sweet, you are a man i'd like to meet, Oh Bob you're legs are so hairy, come on Bob, quite contrary. Bob you are the man for me, Bob you're the one who'll set me free, Bob you are the one i want to please, Bob i like the smell of cheese (not hinting at anything) I love you Bob, you look so sweet, you're the man that makes my heart beat, Oh Bob you look like a fairy, Bob you are not called Mary. Bob you are the man for me, Bob you're the one who'll set me free, Bob you are the one i want to please, Bob i like the smell of cheese (not hinting at anything) I love you Bob, you taste so sweet, You're the man i like to greet, Bob, do you like music festivals?, Bob, i really want to play with your testicles.

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Weighted score: 5.537883
Overall Rank: 2583
Posted: October 26, 2003 11:25 AM PST; Last modified: October 26, 2003 11:25 AM PST
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Comments:
[8] horus8 @ 24.126.116.54 | 26-Oct-03/3:41 PM | Reply
A need to repeat yourself? Is a need to beat yourself and get doggy styled.
[10] large_geese @ 212.135.1.80 | 10-May-04/6:11 AM | Reply
That's one of the best poems I've ever read!!
[n/a] Bobjim @ 212.135.1.83 > large_geese | 10-May-04/6:17 AM | Reply
You would say that. You're Ed, you wrote it.
[n/a] Ranger @ 62.252.32.15 | 15-Feb-06/6:42 AM | Reply
Bob, you're so fine. Really.
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