Haiku № 128055

Daytime TV

Member since 2002 · Posted 30 Jun 2005 · 4 comments

I slept way too long - I missed Ambush Makeover! God, I hate Montel. I hear a whistle. The Andy Griffith Show's on! Black and white I hope. Oprah's a rerun, I can't watch Texas Justice. I have to shower. Digital cable is overrated, at night it's knives, abs, pills, men.

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4 comments

[n/a] jessicazee 30-Jun-05/1:48 AM Reply

Don't take this one too seriously. Just trying to make fun haiku.

[10] zodiac 30-Jun-05/3:37 AM Reply

Great, just great.

SOMEBODY: Haikus are supposed to be about nature!

zodiac: You can eat it.

[8] Shuushin 30-Jun-05/10:32 AM Reply

I would end with the "I have to shower" stanza, or possibly, just kill the last one.

Otherwise it is fairly nice.

[10] INTRANSIT 3-Jul-05/11:24 AM Reply

I think it's a great grouping.