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20 most recent comments by <{Baba^Yaga}> (621-640)

Re: im playing basketball by rockinindividual 27-Dec-02/7:33 PM
this would be more exciting if you changed basketball, to curling
Re: Pure by angel_uy 27-Dec-02/7:43 PM
a container of pringles i can't eat in one sit down? [the missing part of the last sentence]
Re: Gone by Katie2 28-Dec-02/5:21 PM
yodeling in the valley. a delicious break from potatos.$
Re: I have reinvented the haiku and made it my own, becoming the world's first haiku gangsta in the process so you all had better just get it over with and give this 'ku a big fat TEN? by bondjedi 29-Dec-02/12:14 PM
the best thing about this? the word 'ku. that is all. carry on
Re: a haiku for all you traditionalists, and after you're done reading it you can eat my shorts by bondjedi 29-Dec-02/12:16 PM
you rebel, you. i have an asian detector built in shimmy rod, but allas my fuse has fizzled again. looks like you are on your own.
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Dec-02/12:49 PM
i was thinking to myself, that's a bold faced lie. then i looked down at my hands rolling my morning joint and then i lick sealed its freshness with a wee snicker. one puff two puff three puff whore! ornella doesn't belong here. she doesn't have enough poetry, and she doesn't have any furniture either.
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Dec-02/12:55 PM
regal
Re: Ode to -=Dick_Angle=- by Bobjim the II 30-Dec-02/12:48 PM
this takes 'worst' to new 'fathoms'
that's why i have to give it a ten. see, it's like this bob jim. you have to get jumped in to join the bad boy on boy club. you can't circumnavigate the pecking order now..who's -=Dick_Angle=- ? ha ha HAAAAA HA HA! you are asking for trouble i don't think your ass can cash? nevermind.u
Re: Ode to poetandknowit by Bobjim the II 30-Dec-02/2:15 PM
goats should be goaties.
"they kill for food"
"that's what keeps them going"
dawn of the dead-1982. goerge romero.
regarding some deleted poem... 2-Jan-03/9:20 PM
totaly fucking hilarious, and actually really quite unique. i'm impressed. think he'll get it?t
Re: The Fire Burns Bright (an Ode to Kaolin) by <~> 2-Jan-03/9:39 PM
S7. L3, W1, typo kiddo
yes indeed. thank you, both for 'getting' me, and letting me 'get' myself. i honestly, consider this place my second home, and kaolin, i'm grateful to you and jealous..thank you both.
and congradulations, if you guys
are ever in my forest, ever! don't be strangers, let me be your host, for once(i'm also convinced there's a movie here, in the making) if we could only find d.a.bastard eloped with settle, again, while me and babbit were out hunting for elk and beaver, love is tough on the sole.??
Re: IRONSHOE by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 2-Jan-03/9:52 PM
how dare you fish slap Bachus with perry mason's missing hoof. scoundrel...yes, you consistently amaze me. even through my drug hazes and tantrums, but i can't help but wonder, do you think that if you prayed tonight (right now) to jesu to allow you to shit a turd out tomorrow morning shaped like a small child equipped with a small donkies head holding a corn kernal shaped like a foot fucking our mother's ass in his hand..me and you can some how break into heaven and steal the 'inflamed shoe horn of all fittingness'. jesus i hope so, cuz it's getting dark, and i'm pretty fucking cold and hungry, so could you just push harder...we're running out of time..and you know what happens at midnight...squash sex, again. HURRAY!
Re: love 2 by little_angel_maria 2-Jan-03/10:20 PM
http://www.hermes-school.ch/ghezzi/index.html

why oh lord, wont the autodidacts let me join..i too, have a deep connection with hermes, but nay, nay..they just mock me...and call me powder shorts and red tits. bastards. beautifull sculptors and paintings though..where do i sign up?
Re: survival of the weakest by brazen 2-Jan-03/10:23 PM
between you, and me? to see just how fucking expensive movie candy can get.
regarding some deleted poem... 2-Jan-03/10:28 PM
oh yeah...just show them the formula being nucleur fission and galaxy creation too, why don't you? nice f-ing work her..true, acute, precise...flying rice!??
Re: Mind of War by t_t_redhot 2-Jan-03/10:30 PM
you have a maggot on your lip, go like this [i make a motion at wiping my mouth, you wipe but miss yours] almost.k
Re: IRONSHOE by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 2-Jan-03/10:52 PM
D.a. i just went and learned how to write one of these, and i'm just going to come 'out' and say..your structure tweek is unfucking believable..i all of a sudden got it '-' cuz at first i was a bit mislead, by actually the power of your choosen 'hand picked' symbols and layers, and you 'know' your subject matter and combining powers, but i am sitting here right now convinced at this moment, that regardless, of our silent but bursting avoidance of one another..he he. you are an incredibly talented 'gifted' (excuse the term), scribbler..unreal, just fucking to much..this is a masterpiece..if you are indeed younger than me...you are the smartest most innovative creature i've ever had the privelage, of never meeting. there is no swagger award or cue tip, good enough for this..un-fucking real...you're almost too smart for your own good. we are doomed..i am just simply amazed by this..this is a magical poem. not safe, funny, yet serious, aimed at more than one thing and person. i'm sorry i ever doubted you. You, are thee best writer, hands down at poemranker..it's all there..every word absolute and perfect, style self made and possesd with a piece of some element i've never seen..you could very possibly be the philosopher's stone..if you're a nineteen year old college student, i am on drugs. well... i am, but you know what i'm saying
Re: unsent by Bill Z Bub 2-Jan-03/11:20 PM
"cold from the wheel, and warm
them with my own heat." love the word play right here.way to feel the down stroke. here's what i think about this poem getting a 0. 10! booyah! fuck them tonguein clit is the all time best hangover cure, besides fruity pebbles of course.
Re: The dance by purplestain 3-Jan-03/1:29 AM
yes, i remember..this just popped up in front of me, suprised the hell out of me, is this you ang?
Re: www.people.freenet.de/freeek/SajjadAli.swf by darby pyn 3-Jan-03/3:21 AM
would you belive, i commented on this without going there earlier. i just went. HAAAAAAAAAA.SHIT FUCK SHIT, YOU ARE FUCKING WILD HA HA HA. that was totally fucking freaky shit..ha ha ha wow. shit jesus..i was like sitting here with insomnia, wondring how i'll feel with no sleep in twoi days at my mervyns audition tomorrow, and i was like well lets see what darbys been up to, and than i checked out the site, and spilled beer all over my face and lap, and my hearts going a hundred fucking miles an hour..uncool..really fucking uncool. have a ten.??


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