poemranker ::Ode to -=Dick_Angle=- by Bobjim the II

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Free verse № 32685

Ode to -=Dick_Angle=-

Member since 2002 · Posted 30 Dec 2002 · 12 comments

I like to feel ass pains with your dick shoved up my ass but the fact still remains Your a fucking twat Goodday to you, fuckwit!

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12 comments

[0] Ranger 30-Dec-02/10:27 AM Reply
---DELETE NOW---DELETE NOW---DELETE NOW---
[0] Ranger 30-Dec-02/10:28 AM Reply
And by the way, this appears to be both an ode and a free verse. Explain?
[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> 30-Dec-02/12:48 PM Reply
this takes 'worst' to new 'fathoms'
that's why i have to give it a ten. see, it's like this bob jim. you have to get jumped in to join the bad boy on boy club. you can't circumnavigate the pecking order now..who's -=Dick_Angle=- ? ha ha HAAAAA HA HA! you are asking for trouble i don't think your ass can cash? nevermind.u
[0] Bobjim › <{Baba^Yaga}> 30-Dec-02/4:53 PM Reply
What are you smoking and where can I get some?
[0] Bobjim 30-Dec-02/5:19 PM Reply
BASTERDS! BE OFFENDED! I'M NOT JOKING! I REALLY HATE YOU! DIE! DIE! DIE! (I feel really stressed now, time to relax with some kiddies and 'Spot')
[0] wOrnella Mutiw 30-Dec-02/9:56 PM Reply
Your name really scares me Bob Jim...serial killer meets a mullet sporting trucker and you get Bob Jim....so you like Slim Jims?....you had to stretch out the ass with something tiny first, that's why I asked.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 31-Dec-02/11:03 AM Reply
-=Unperceptive_and_forumlaic=-
[0] Bobjim › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 31-Dec-02/6:09 PM Reply
So?
[0] razorgrin 31-Dec-02/9:57 PM Reply
suckin' the big one. jimmy-ma-bob, your kung-fu is no good. no happy ending for you.
[0] Bobjim › razorgrin 31-Dec-02/10:06 PM Reply
You need help almost as much as me. SPEAK ENGLISH BITCH!
[10] cleverdevice 20-Jan-03/3:16 AM Reply
Hmm, your obsession with bumlove is a bit, well, obsessive you sick freak. I bet you wear tracksuits not for comfort but easy hand acssess.
[n/a] lunar 9-Apr-03/11:27 AM Reply
The only time i laughed was at clever devices comment
HE ACTUALLY DOES WEAR TRACKSUITS!!!