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Ode to -=Dick_Angle=- (Free verse) by Bobjim the II
I like to feel ass pains with your dick shoved up my ass but the fact still remains Your a fucking twat Goodday to you, fuckwit!

Up the ladder: The flower game
Down the ladder: haunter of the dark

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.2727273
Weighted score: 4.1363635
Overall Rank: 13293
Posted: December 30, 2002 10:26 AM PST; Last modified: December 30, 2002 10:26 AM PST
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[0] Ranger @ 81.132.42.59 | 30-Dec-02/10:27 AM | Reply
---DELETE NOW---DELETE NOW---DELETE NOW---
[0] Ranger @ 81.132.42.59 | 30-Dec-02/10:28 AM | Reply
And by the way, this appears to be both an ode and a free verse. Explain?
[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 30-Dec-02/12:48 PM | Reply
this takes 'worst' to new 'fathoms'
that's why i have to give it a ten. see, it's like this bob jim. you have to get jumped in to join the bad boy on boy club. you can't circumnavigate the pecking order now..who's -=Dick_Angle=- ? ha ha HAAAAA HA HA! you are asking for trouble i don't think your ass can cash? nevermind.u
[0] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 > <{Baba^Yaga}> | 30-Dec-02/4:53 PM | Reply
What are you smoking and where can I get some?
[0] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 | 30-Dec-02/5:19 PM | Reply
BASTERDS! BE OFFENDED! I'M NOT JOKING! I REALLY HATE YOU! DIE! DIE! DIE! (I feel really stressed now, time to relax with some kiddies and 'Spot')
[0] wOrnella Mutiw @ 198.81.26.167 | 30-Dec-02/9:56 PM | Reply
Your name really scares me Bob Jim...serial killer meets a mullet sporting trucker and you get Bob Jim....so you like Slim Jims?....you had to stretch out the ass with something tiny first, that's why I asked.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.86.113.159 | 31-Dec-02/11:03 AM | Reply
-=Unperceptive_and_forumlaic=-
[0] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 31-Dec-02/6:09 PM | Reply
So?
[0] razorgrin @ 198.164.188.244 | 31-Dec-02/9:57 PM | Reply
suckin' the big one. jimmy-ma-bob, your kung-fu is no good. no happy ending for you.
[0] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 > razorgrin | 31-Dec-02/10:06 PM | Reply
You need help almost as much as me. SPEAK ENGLISH BITCH!
[10] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 20-Jan-03/3:16 AM | Reply
Hmm, your obsession with bumlove is a bit, well, obsessive you sick freak. I bet you wear tracksuits not for comfort but easy hand acssess.
[n/a] lunar @ 195.92.67.65 | 9-Apr-03/11:27 AM | Reply
The only time i laughed was at clever devices comment
HE ACTUALLY DOES WEAR TRACKSUITS!!!
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