Comments byzodiac, 2461–2480 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

on Isn't it a wonder by caitydee 8 Jun 2004, 7:16 AM
Could you please tell me how the Civil War has anything to do with Ronald Reagan? Thanks.
What a crock of shit.
And it's "Bacardi" not "bicardi", dimwit.
No, he's on poemranker because he's a crazy freak and a merry jester. And he IS that starved for attention. You'd best go about your business now.
on Hollywierd by INTRANSIT 7 Jun 2004, 5:42 PM
This is really surprisingly good.
on To Orange by Lifeboatman 7 Jun 2004, 5:39 PM
"wond'rous" should be "wondrous", dimwit.
replying on Decks of Cards (So Long to the City) by wilco 7 Jun 2004, 5:18 PM
Currently, the best country band in America is Wilco. Or Kenny Chesney. Checkmate.
replying on USS Pride by DR Limerick 7 Jun 2004, 5:17 PM
It's not a limerick, dimwit.
replying on Decks of Cards (So Long to the City) by wilco 6 Jun 2004, 3:31 PM
No, you may not.
replying on Decks of Cards (So Long to the City) by wilco 6 Jun 2004, 3:28 PM
They don't want to. Imperfect people amuse them.
replying on asleep in the night by saylor3000 6 Jun 2004, 7:08 AM
"git Noun. An idiot or contemptible person. Although more commonly used, it is derived from 'get'."
- http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/g.htm
replying on Decks of Cards (So Long to the City) by wilco 6 Jun 2004, 6:50 AM
What a load of crap.

People who harm others mostly do so because they're more perfect than them, and therefore entitled to it. This causes all of the people who aren't perfect enough to do harm to band together into tribes that claim they don't want perfection anyway. Then the tribes fall apart into jellylike puddles of complex carbohydrates, which is the lowest common denominator of all living things.
replying on asleep in the night by saylor3000 6 Jun 2004, 6:45 AM
Your spelling actually burns my eyes.

How can I give 'get' any credit when in a mere thirty words you've misspelled or otherwise botched 'load', 'shit,', 'zodiac', 'it's', 'git', 'gits.', 'There are', and 'lose'?
replying on asleep in the night by saylor3000 5 Jun 2004, 3:09 PM
It's git, you dumbass. And women can't be gits. It's against the rules.
replying on Solipsistic, Drunk, But Still Friends by horus8 5 Jun 2004, 3:08 PM
Maybe that's because he's not talking about the poem "Howl" by Allen Ginsberg.
replying on Heaven Out Here by wilco 4 Jun 2004, 4:59 PM
Nope.
replying on Come off with me Carly back into the city by zodiac 4 Jun 2004, 4:48 PM
I'm going with the Peace Corps as a result of a gigantic enrollment scam. They told me I'd be stationed in Mayfair.

Thanks for the props. I've got a ton of decent songs, but the band's been at a standstill for the last month anyway, since the drummer and keyboardist decided to take us in "jazzier directions" - whatever the hell that means. Maybe I'll give it another shot when I get back, but I can't imagine wanting to. Give me a job writing, doing something where I don't have to submit myself to a half dozen others' stoned opinions all the time.

Or as some non-zero games theorist. That would be pretty ace.
on Black Rose by arduinn 4 Jun 2004, 7:12 AM
In response to this poem, I would suggest you become a gay. Homos don't have to deal with all the crap in relationships that we normals do, since they've had to work so hard just to get Official Bummer status, and aren't likely to screw it all up over something so silly as who forgot to take out the trash. Think about it.

Oh, and ace 'EE' rhymes!
replying on Heaven Out Here by wilco 4 Jun 2004, 7:00 AM
Oh, fabulous. I'm in a fucking LIBRARY!
on Solipsistic, Drunk, But Still Friends by horus8 4 Jun 2004, 4:11 AM
steamboat's one word.