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USS Pride

Member since 2004 · Posted 7 Jun 2004 · 11 comments

A boat in distress one day. Pulled up along side. A ship called the USS Pride. As they stood up to thank her. She dropped her anchor. And sank her.!!!!

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11 comments

[7] Sasha 7-Jun-04/1:49 PM Reply
"her" has long ceased to be viable as a reflexive pronoun.
[n/a] DR Limerick › Sasha 7-Jun-04/1:54 PM Reply
Reflexive fucking what!!
Talk English carnt you
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Sasha 7-Jun-04/1:58 PM Reply
Remove the plum from your mouth before you start talking blabbering crap. There are two ships involved.
[n/a] DR Limerick › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 7-Jun-04/2:03 PM Reply
no one is a little boat and one is a big ship
but what as that got to do with the limerick Hu?
[n/a] zodiac › DR Limerick 7-Jun-04/5:17 PM Reply
It's not a limerick, dimwit.
[n/a] DR Limerick › zodiac 14-Jun-04/11:57 AM Reply
It is a limerick
Iam DR.Limerick i only do limericks
Dummy!
[n/a] zodiac › DR Limerick 14-Jun-04/12:00 PM Reply
I don't believe you're a real doctor. You can't even abbreviate "Doctor" correctly.
[n/a] richa 7-Jun-04/2:38 PM Reply
Always use multiple exclamation marks, that way the words don't have to do the work. Ace idea
[n/a] DR Limerick 7-Jun-04/2:57 PM Reply
Thank you!!!! with this sort of limerick its not to be
picked and poked at. whats wright and wrong. just use
you head to picture the seen!!!
[9] sliver 7-Jun-04/9:42 PM Reply
I saw it. Hell of an anchor. Is that like sea rage or something?
[0] Edna Sweetlove 20-May-06/5:04 PM Reply
Totally unfunny.