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Hollywierd (Free verse) by INTRANSIT
Life is a louse filled couch and "I love you all, but you're all fucking mad"! I don't understand the solution to cancer being "Nuke the place for morbid." Since when does blanketing actually cover a topic anyway. FD&C Yellow number five is my favorite flavor and I've forgotten to get my Riboflavin checked this year. Fuck off with you're bumblebee parachutes flashing everyone your tightey whitey glutes. There's no need for distemper, unless you like shots. I'm sorry the doctor got too close when he circumcised you. Shit happens. Find a new way to regrow your e-go. Keep your log books and two way radios, they've never said or meant anything anytime anywhere anywhat, anyhow. Roasted Duck al 'Orange is in my pants and you're jealous, Though my poetry may not be wet-towel-snap smarting. Find fifty five fifty year olds in a fifty five singing "Stayin' Alive" and you'll have the answers mi compadre, friend, Mr. President. Too-Rye-Aye!!! I'll shout from my wine cellar shaking moors stopping tours in their tracks "Yakkkity-Yak Don't come back! Ya Heeyah"!! Blimpverts and converts, extroverts and schemes these are a few of my favorite things. Talk it over with your bad self. You'll be better off. I promise.

Up the ladder: fox and hounds
Down the ladder: Oh Merry Fay (part 1)

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.125
Weighted score: 5.5715003
Overall Rank: 2421
Posted: June 7, 2004 9:02 AM PDT; Last modified: June 7, 2004 9:02 AM PDT
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[8] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.171.86 | 7-Jun-04/1:44 PM | Reply
This reminds me of my odd rantings. It began pretty well, but the end wasn't very satisfactory for me. Felt and looked like you just tapered off after "Mr. President"

You've been blessed with eight.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.116.146 > SupremeDreamer | 7-Jun-04/7:53 PM | Reply
Point me to one of your rants. I'm curious. 'Course no one rants like the Big Bad Ho Daddy.
[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet @ 204.31.181.55 > INTRANSIT | 7-Jun-04/8:10 PM | Reply
I've just posted one, but some others would be:

http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=62558
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=76636
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=74235
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=74212

and er, thats what I remember right now, I have others either posted or stashed in my secret mad poetry lab, I lose track.
[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet @ 204.31.181.55 > Y2kSlamPoet | 7-Jun-04/8:10 PM | Reply
And yes, I know you said one. I'm number challenged.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.116.146 > Y2kSlamPoet | 7-Jun-04/8:23 PM | Reply
'sokay. I'm poetically challenged. Time heals all wounds, or some such hootenanny. I'll read 'em all tamale. My ocular locating lenses are parched.
[8] wilco @ 24.176.102.131 | 7-Jun-04/2:00 PM | Reply
Started out good, but yes, not as good toward the end..
[10] horus8 @ 24.130.62.63 | 7-Jun-04/5:40 PM | Reply
I hope when it's nuked I have my cock in Britney's ass and a bottle of Krystal, up mine.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.116.146 > horus8 | 7-Jun-04/7:54 PM | Reply
Shake. Aim. Twist. Pop!
[10] zodiac @ 65.161.41.48 | 7-Jun-04/5:42 PM | Reply
This is really surprisingly good.
[n/a] INTRANSIT @ 205.188.116.146 > zodiac | 7-Jun-04/8:19 PM | Reply
Thank you. I'm suprised you like it.
[9] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.52 | 7-Jun-04/6:11 PM | Reply
I kinda liked it until it started to sound like SupremeDreamer's odd rantings -

I think you've taken it up a notch, made the style more polished. Blessed with a nine.
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