on The Businessman by abcmonkey78
12 Jun 2004, 8:51 PM
If I were a carney, I'd say you were a precious fifteen and a rube to the max.
on Of Absinthe and Asphalt by pain killer
12 Jun 2004, 8:50 PM
Maybe you'll consider not changing my name so often, as it requires all of thirty seconds of purposeless effort and the soiling of several dozen cheap one-ply johnnies.
replying on A Strenuous Recollection by Doug
12 Jun 2004, 8:42 PM
Yawn.
on sweet surrender by francis nor capule
12 Jun 2004, 10:26 AM
If you re-post this an infinite number of times to be read by an infinite number of retards, do you suppose you'll eventually hit on a group that doesn't mind how your title's entirely copped from Sarah Maclachlan?
No, wait, I see now. You hadn't even thought of that song, you just happen to think that surrender is sweet. Bow'ls to you, francis. Bow'ls and bow'ls.
No, wait, I see now. You hadn't even thought of that song, you just happen to think that surrender is sweet. Bow'ls to you, francis. Bow'ls and bow'ls.
on First Kiss by david
12 Jun 2004, 10:22 AM
Did you cop the idea of false teeth sprouting flowers from 100 Years of Solitude?
on 6/11/04 11:10-11:15 AM by Chasz Misleading
12 Jun 2004, 9:37 AM
I think you should change the title of this poem to "Stardate -319424.77".
And "I wrote this poem in only X minutes" is the buncombe dodge of an inveterate guffer.
And "I wrote this poem in only X minutes" is the buncombe dodge of an inveterate guffer.
replying on A Strenuous Recollection by Doug
11 Jun 2004, 10:56 PM
For horus8 and Shardik to "69" would require an extra mouth and set of genitalia, as well as some kind of sharklike cartilaginous spine. You would find it interesting, no doubt, but I'm afraid you'd never be able to see Cirque de Soliel the same way afterward.
replying on The Gray Idea by Doug
11 Jun 2004, 10:52 PM
"I wrote this poem in X minutes, therefore its immune to your criticism" is the buncombe dodge of an inverterate guffer.
replying on A Strenuous Recollection by Doug
11 Jun 2004, 10:37 PM
Shut up. Or, even better - since you're not going to follow my advice, anyway - learn to fucking type.
And incidentally:
"Torper" is correctly spelled "Torpor."
Almost all of your commas require spaces after. Dashes, when used properly, should either be doubled (word--word) or spaced (word - word). As none of yours are used correctly, I don't think you need to worry about that part yet.
"Lose" should be "loose."
This poem is rather crappy - mostly because of your last line, but at least ten percent because of the idiotic comments with which you've besmeared this site today. Hey, and here's a prognostication for you:
Doug: Fuck you. I know as much about writing as you!
Jaime zodiac: Not. I have a Master's in Poetry from an accredited Poetry School, and besides I don't give a fuck what you think about writing or anything else for that matter, no returns.
Doug: Stuffy intellectual elitist! You're what's wrong with poemranker and btw I gave all your poems zeros.
Jaime zodiac: cock.
Doug [a week later, at most]: ...
And incidentally:
"Torper" is correctly spelled "Torpor."
Almost all of your commas require spaces after. Dashes, when used properly, should either be doubled (word--word) or spaced (word - word). As none of yours are used correctly, I don't think you need to worry about that part yet.
"Lose" should be "loose."
This poem is rather crappy - mostly because of your last line, but at least ten percent because of the idiotic comments with which you've besmeared this site today. Hey, and here's a prognostication for you:
Doug: Fuck you. I know as much about writing as you!
Jaime zodiac: Not. I have a Master's in Poetry from an accredited Poetry School, and besides I don't give a fuck what you think about writing or anything else for that matter, no returns.
Doug: Stuffy intellectual elitist! You're what's wrong with poemranker and btw I gave all your poems zeros.
Jaime zodiac: cock.
Doug [a week later, at most]: ...
replying on The Gray Idea by Doug
11 Jun 2004, 10:21 PM
Are you a great ape trained to roughly approximate human typing?
replying on A Strenuous Recollection by Doug
11 Jun 2004, 10:20 PM
Is English your second language?
on Desire by Chasz Misleading
9 Jun 2004, 5:45 PM
horus8 might have written this poem about being drilled by Dean Cain while on X at a fabulous Dave Geffen pool party.
replying on Staggering Lines Penetrating Eyes by seanlb1
9 Jun 2004, 5:18 PM
Well I think it's incredible how, in the middle of talking about something big and important, you can zero in on an image like a picture of a bird. That really brings it home for me!
replying on With Reckless Abandon by MacFrantic
9 Jun 2004, 5:10 PM
"Anything below a 3 without so much as scant resonance of a rationale is total bullshit" is total bullshit. -2.999999-
replying on Isn't it a wonder by caitydee
8 Jun 2004, 12:01 PM