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20 most recent comments by Bachus (881-900) and replies

Re: a comment on Transformers "a higher, vaster, deeper meaning". by Bachus 12-Dec-02/1:08 AM
could you possibly quit turning my precious "poemes" into a dating service lest i cut you from my will of soon to be-ee-eing-ness-ess? that's that written passages of arte where i shower ye with copper, piss, and prudence....swine. "it's just another day...life in the ground..listening to the ground..it doesn't make a sound...there's a smile on my face for everyone...it's just another dayee...it's just another day OHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHH! OHHH EEEE AH AH AYE AYE EY. ah ah aaaa.. just another..."
Re: alienheart by Bill Z Bub 12-Dec-02/12:05 AM
hey wait a minute...."all dressed up with no where to go, walking with a dead man, i was struck by lightning walking down the street....don't run AWAY IT'S ONLY ME...DON'T BE AFRAID OF WHAT YOU CA AH AH AH AHANT' SEE..."10Y
Re: Wise Clogg! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 11-Dec-02/11:15 PM
this is the best limerick on poem ranker...as far as the musical/spiritual vibe goes.
Re: a comment on Transformers "a higher, vaster, deeper meaning". by Bachus 11-Dec-02/10:36 PM
i changed the innard workings and the title of the poem to be more universal instead of all about my scrocking stuffels.g
Re: A hard life by INTRANSIT 11-Dec-02/10:06 PM
it's not about the son of osiris and clitiris he was paraded on pillows and spoiled by the slee-stacks the hardest thing he's ever felt ever was a ten and a half inch hard black idaho blackened po-tat-oe shaped like an obelisk squatters most scrumptuous fantasy an bigger obelisk. unless the raison is gay penis and the prune is the purse.e
Re: a comment on A hard life by INTRANSIT 11-Dec-02/10:01 PM
why are you clinging to that book title all day? it's old news i read it a year or two ago if my memory serves me correctly, which it does...let me guess? it's your favorite book because you wrote it. i'll fucking match your three gin and t's and raise you a six pack of fosters.t
Re: a comment on Transformers "a higher, vaster, deeper meaning". by Bachus 11-Dec-02/9:39 PM
the sad thing is you'll never have a poem on the worst list. you're too good. and tall and stuff.w
Re: Nighttime Conversation by unknown 11-Dec-02/9:34 PM
this is genius, subtle...yet laser accurate. i feel an apricot plays a mre reliable vagina than a fig...figs can be a bit mushy. while an apricot early in the season can be perfectly split,and appreciated. it's candid style is quite applaudible.??
Re: a comment on Goes the Spoils by <~> 11-Dec-02/8:17 PM
oh, i see...well as soon as i get a job i'll see for myself..
Re: a comment on Transformers "a higher, vaster, deeper meaning". by Bachus 11-Dec-02/7:59 PM
all of thee above, scientifically speaking you're right, but in the world of toys i'm golden.i
Re: Goes the Spoils by <~> 11-Dec-02/7:56 PM
speechless. it made me feel weird, and even more confused. who am i again.
Re: and the professor, too by bondjedi 11-Dec-02/2:41 PM
a plethora of information that equals what i already know to be a three hour tour.r
Re: good-bye kansas city: meditation #2 by poetandknowit 11-Dec-02/11:02 AM
i heard wilderbeast heaven has bad-mitton and real creab. all jokes aside. i'll rate this one.
Re: One Country by poetandknowit 11-Dec-02/10:58 AM
my claim to fame? i bannana'd a congressman's muffler not once but three times. with a flourescent pink ski mask on and a cape.
Re: The Writing Life by poetandknowit 11-Dec-02/10:53 AM
#3
deadline is today
neighbor oils breasts and sun bathes
over and over.
Re: Shelter by poetandknowit 11-Dec-02/10:49 AM
ha! ha.ha. ha.easy there killer, lets not get too patrick swayze in red dawn okay.
Re: Bein' Vegan by poetandknowit 11-Dec-02/10:47 AM
oppressed breast and
knobby knees
keep chummy buckets
out of the shanty.
Re: The final freedom of Jason by New Life Drug 10-Dec-02/10:11 PM
i thought this was you hoping for a new friday the thirteenth sequal out loud, than i was sadly misled..damn 8th graders. i'll wait to vote when i don't have horror movie fingers, sorry about your mate.
Re: Haiku by INTRANSIT 10-Dec-02/8:07 PM
i caught an eighteen lb striper last spring..i thought it was a shark. no shit.
Re: The Cat by blkarak 10-Dec-02/7:17 PM
vital to all poemrankers, a must read. hilarious and well layered, allows everyone to find something in comment with it. have a ten.


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