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20 most recent comments by ==Doylum (61-80) and replies

Re: a comment on the meeting by richa 9-Oct-03/9:25 AM
Look Hywel just cause your you're yore ure a Plydd Cymru facist student nazi separatist with large bald headed handlebar moustached tendancies and a stupid welsh name doestn't mean that Cadacus should abandon his attempt at further European intergation. Admittedly its only franglaise with a dash of german at the moment but give him time would you!
Re: a comment on Timmy Christ didn't like Dr. Seuss by Y2kSlamPoet 9-Oct-03/8:47 AM
Have you gone completely mad. This is quite superlative.

He prayed before eating raisins!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
At lunch he drank holy water!!!!!!!!!! holy water for good christs sake woman. Can't you see it!!!!!!!!

see even Y2kSlamPoet loves it - and each time i reread it, i laugh even harder.
He laughs EVEN HARDER
Now do you see?????/////Aye?
Re: a comment on Spider Spider (A Parody in Form) by Blue Magpie 9-Oct-03/7:53 AM
As in I mightcan do that?????,d.,dsdj???jsjsaj112987218u9
Or as in I might can my salty sea dog skippjack packmac mucus for later years?
Re: Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 9-Oct-03/7:45 AM
Gosh I hate that asswell!!!!111
The sun shines out my arks of golden wonder too
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG MY GANG MY GANG
DYEWANNA BE IN MY GANG OH YEA

Oh alright then
Re: a comment on Why You All Suck by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 7-Oct-03/9:34 AM
Haven't you seen those special head bands with a dalek type prong that flids can use to type?
It makes them look like a Romanian orhpan.
Re: a comment on Why You All Suck by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 7-Oct-03/8:45 AM
The same way she clenches your cock, dave. The same way she clenches your cock.
Re: a comment on Wha you funkin wan? by ==Doylum 25-Sep-03/2:02 PM
Thank you -=Bum_Face=- if thats your real name
Its great that you took the time to come and vote!!
Though I must confess I thought you'd given up voting. Thank you for making an exception!
What bit did you like the best?
Was it the pounding?
the watersports?
or the tag team bit?
Re: a comment on Little Girl by Pervy Elf 25-Sep-03/1:47 PM
Oh -=Dark_Angel=-. I may call you -=Dark_Angel=- mayn't I? What with the cooking and the cleaning and the gusset scrubing to be done I'm just not sure I have time. You know I try to put a little time aside, what i like to call quality ME time, but recently things have just been getting on top of me. Even so i'm not sure that i could write "more" childe abusee poemes even if i had the time. Thank you for the interest and I'll try to keep you posted!!!!
Re: Our Love Our Life by hotwire 25-Sep-03/9:33 AM
You live separate lives? Why i've never heard of anything quite so confoundedly ridiculous, or selfish, in all my time here 'pon peomranker What were you thinking?
Otherwise this is abrilliant poem with just the right amount of intrigue, symbolism and realism. I particularly liked the beautifully worked sting in the tail which i'm sure no one could have anticipated.
Re: Little Girl by Pervy Elf 25-Sep-03/9:13 AM
And here was me thinking with a name like Pervy Elf and a title like Little girl there would be shenanigans on the way, and i was right wasn't I???/// This is quite quite quite quite quite quite beautiful. Thank you!
Re: "I post here cause I have a lot of readers" by Bachus 25-Sep-03/9:04 AM
Delius Smith whipping up a weekend treat!!!1819321 dsds mv, dskj
Re: With Words by hotwire 25-Sep-03/8:46 AM
ACE
Are you ACE as well?
Re: a comment on Wha you funkin wan? by ==Doylum 25-Sep-03/8:45 AM
Dearest Jerrykins

Thank you every so much for reading my poem, voting, and finally leaving a comment. I'm so glad you could take time out of your busy schedule!!11 However I feel I am going to have to ask you in the politest way possible. What the fucking hell are you on about now?!!!!!>!>!>!?!?!JL!Md ds dsffjkds

Lots of love ==Doylum
Re: Portsmouth belle 3 by Garrett S Sexton 5-Sep-03/1:08 PM
This poem is Skill

Your name however remains gay
Chutneybuttfuck
Re: a comment on Slimshady Meets Cali Hillbilly (I Don An Afro) by SupremeDreamer 5-Sep-03/7:29 AM
Cos you look like them
Re: Slimshady Meets Cali Hillbilly (I Don An Afro) by SupremeDreamer 5-Sep-03/7:29 AM
Are you the Pet Shop Boys?
Re: Disappear by sk8boardandpoems 4-Sep-03/2:38 PM
I spy wiv my lituwl eye that my favorite line begiiiiins wiiiiith
my ears were blind

which you pinched from Monty
You terrible cunt
Re: I Can't Wait Till Christmas Day Resubmission by Teen14 4-Sep-03/2:33 PM
Famished? Famished? What have you said!!??? We you dying from starvation? Hem? were you?

Otherwise This is my favoritist poem ever ever ever and should be everyone favoritist poem* ever ever ever since christmas is a lovely time and you have captured christmas rather well.

I once capture Father Christmas but that my dear is another kepel of fishwives althogether.

*Apart from the members of international Jewery who arn't allowed christmas because their noses won't fit in the mulled wine glasses

At least thats what God's wife once said.

I think
Re: a comment on My Single Hatred by cleverdevice 4-Sep-03/2:14 PM
On the preponderance of Good Christs


Time was when there was only one Good Christ
He'd pop up here and there
But thanks to you awful kepels
They're appearing from thin air

Good gods may proliferate
Its omnipresent after all
But the amount of soddin Jesus'
Good Christ it just appalls
Re: a comment on Wha you funkin wan? by ==Doylum 20-Aug-03/9:14 AM
It is a lovely poem so there. I have spent months and months and months perfecting it and no amount of BAHs will put dent in my purpose.
And however much you flirt i'm sorry i just don't fancy you.


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