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Wha you funkin wan? (Pimple) by ==Doylum
Numer fify free Wha? You wan chips wi vat fuck off down chippy

Up the ladder: Stuck in the Past...
Down the ladder: Deceit

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.7777777
Weighted score: 4.888889
Overall Rank: 9907
Posted: August 20, 2003 8:46 AM PDT; Last modified: August 20, 2003 8:46 AM PDT
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[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 20-Aug-03/9:08 AM | Reply
bah. away so long, and this is your triumphant return? BAH!
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 194.65.14.68 > <~> | 20-Aug-03/9:14 AM | Reply
It is a lovely poem so there. I have spent months and months and months perfecting it and no amount of BAHs will put dent in my purpose.
And however much you flirt i'm sorry i just don't fancy you.
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > ==Doylum | 20-Aug-03/9:19 AM | Reply
you mistake my intent, sirrah. it is not flirting, it is smug flippancy. at least according to margaret, and she is a FEATURED POET.

it is an entertaing poem, but i would rather hear about the anthropomorphized bacon.
[n/a] richa @ 81.178.249.253 > <~> | 12-Mar-04/10:19 AM | Reply
'but i would rather hear about the anthropomorphized bacon'

I think therefore I'm ham?!
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 81.131.8.25 > richa | 12-Mar-04/10:37 AM | Reply
what? and i should reply

un oeuf un oeuf with this badinage?

But i won't cause your a Chutney Lord Foker with a poo on top!
[8] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 | 20-Aug-03/4:54 PM | Reply
Manuensis with a side of hot musturd.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 80.225.174.9 > Shardik | 25-Sep-03/8:45 AM | Reply
Dearest Jerrykins

Thank you every so much for reading my poem, voting, and finally leaving a comment. I'm so glad you could take time out of your busy schedule!!11 However I feel I am going to have to ask you in the politest way possible. What the fucking hell are you on about now?!!!!!>!>!>!?!?!JL!Md ds dsffjkds

Lots of love ==Doylum
[8] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.86.113.159 | 25-Sep-03/12:07 PM | Reply
Quality
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 80.225.182.238 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 25-Sep-03/2:02 PM | Reply
Thank you -=Bum_Face=- if thats your real name
Its great that you took the time to come and vote!!
Though I must confess I thought you'd given up voting. Thank you for making an exception!
What bit did you like the best?
Was it the pounding?
the watersports?
or the tag team bit?
[n/a] Doug @ 152.163.101.7 > ==Doylum | 21-Sep-04/5:32 PM | Reply
Poor kids.
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