poemranker ::Wha you funkin wan? by ==Doylum

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Wha you funkin wan?

by ==Doylum

Member since 2002 · Posted 20 Aug 2003 · 10 comments

Numer fify free Wha? You wan chips wi vat fuck off down chippy

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10 comments

[n/a] <~> 20-Aug-03/9:08 AM Reply
bah. away so long, and this is your triumphant return? BAH!
[n/a] ==Doylum › <~> 20-Aug-03/9:14 AM Reply
It is a lovely poem so there. I have spent months and months and months perfecting it and no amount of BAHs will put dent in my purpose.
And however much you flirt i'm sorry i just don't fancy you.
[n/a] <~> › ==Doylum 20-Aug-03/9:19 AM Reply
you mistake my intent, sirrah. it is not flirting, it is smug flippancy. at least according to margaret, and she is a FEATURED POET.

it is an entertaing poem, but i would rather hear about the anthropomorphized bacon.
[n/a] richa › <~> 12-Mar-04/10:19 AM Reply
'but i would rather hear about the anthropomorphized bacon'

I think therefore I'm ham?!
[n/a] ==Doylum › richa 12-Mar-04/10:37 AM Reply
what? and i should reply

un oeuf un oeuf with this badinage?

But i won't cause your a Chutney Lord Foker with a poo on top!
[8] Shardik 20-Aug-03/4:54 PM Reply
Manuensis with a side of hot musturd.
[n/a] ==Doylum › Shardik 25-Sep-03/8:45 AM Reply
Dearest Jerrykins

Thank you every so much for reading my poem, voting, and finally leaving a comment. I'm so glad you could take time out of your busy schedule!!11 However I feel I am going to have to ask you in the politest way possible. What the fucking hell are you on about now?!!!!!>!>!>!?!?!JL!Md ds dsffjkds

Lots of love ==Doylum
[8] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 25-Sep-03/12:07 PM Reply
Quality
[n/a] ==Doylum › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 25-Sep-03/2:02 PM Reply
Thank you -=Bum_Face=- if thats your real name
Its great that you took the time to come and vote!!
Though I must confess I thought you'd given up voting. Thank you for making an exception!
What bit did you like the best?
Was it the pounding?
the watersports?
or the tag team bit?
[n/a] Doug › ==Doylum 21-Sep-04/5:32 PM Reply
Poor kids.