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20 most recent comments by ==Doylum (221-240) and replies

Re: a comment on Friend by MysticalRaven88 26-Nov-02/4:07 PM
no no i have a problem too, however i think a large punnet of figs may solve it
Re: a comment on the pot collected water when it hid us from the rain by kiki 20-Nov-02/8:43 AM
Yep
cause i've done a lot of growing up. cause otherwise their pants would smell. see a love of the midlands

yer like whatever

borrow the cucmber and make a large tato bread and cucmber sannndwiches.

got to go again
who knows for how long?
Re: a comment on the pot collected water when it hid us from the rain by kiki 20-Nov-02/8:26 AM
worrying zzzzzz worrying
Re: St. Andrews University Marxist Society by Nicholas Jones 1-Nov-02/8:06 AM
Jones the P, you have neglected your duty as regards coffee houses, why is an poem about Star bucks, Costa coffee and other such drinking establishments not forecoming
Re: a comment on St. Andrews University Marxist Society by Nicholas Jones 1-Nov-02/8:03 AM
They will suck - for a Lenin badge, a look at your little red thing, and a party donation.
Re: The Funnyman by Christof 1-Nov-02/7:07 AM
How dare you mock Frank Skinner the funniest funnyman that ever there was, or is it Bernard Manning?
Comedy geni' both.
Re: a comment on morning by kiki 1-Nov-02/6:57 AM
Fecwitadge isn't in my dictonary. I like to use it to describe others. Am i wrong to do so?
Re: a comment on A love of the midlands by ==Doylum 1-Nov-02/6:56 AM
My dear 'swife i am not the god lord. Yes thank you i am very well, although a little unbalanced. The deforminty was self inflicted. I chewed it off in an attempt to escape a 10 pint bushpig.
What parts don't i have?
What explaining?
I do love myself for who i am, 10 to 15 times a day.
If i made the young whippersnapper cry he only has himself to blame, after all he did look at me with those seductive eyes, and he never used the safe word once.
Re: more{Porn*Star}{Hai*kus} by horus8 29-Oct-02/5:29 AM
more rudeness, im sure i've ranked this before.
I need finishing off

(_|_)
lovecocks likes it rough
heres twenty of the finest
now varnish that cane
(_*_)
Round up the tadpoles
Please undock Rear Admiral
And walk the plank quick

Aphrodites araldite
what best to stick together
broken sheriffs badge
(_o_)

gleet!
Re: Thank You Mom by savannah 29-Oct-02/4:50 AM
Thats lovely can i send it to my mum its her birthday soon?
Re: Beer by Yardbird 29-Oct-02/4:18 AM
poo
Re: advice for the heated by <~> 29-Oct-02/4:16 AM
Gillian Taylforth fan?
Re: a comment on advice for the heated by <~> 29-Oct-02/4:15 AM
All over the babys dinner, sinner.
Re: advice for the heated by <~> 29-Oct-02/4:07 AM
What are they doing? IS it travel mastermind. Do they really want everyone to see? Ah no it must be Eye-spy
Re: a comment on Living Conditions by Christof 29-Oct-02/3:38 AM
you would enjoy it yer quender
Re: a comment on Why Did God Do This To Me? by TripleHGurl 28-Oct-02/7:03 AM
and so they should he is after all omnipresent
Re: a comment on Sisters of mercy by strider1 28-Oct-02/6:53 AM
How dare you? I have feelings you know.
Re: a comment on Truths by Nicholas Jones 28-Oct-02/6:26 AM
Has it got special little holes in it for mouth buggery? Like the doors of my favorite public lava tory. Orange conservatories glass houses special glass walls pressed with naked flesh oh hurah when will your revolution be?
Re: a comment on Stockport by Nicholas Jones 22-Oct-02/9:56 AM
they are digestives with chocolate on top

biscuits
Re: a comment on A love of the midlands by ==Doylum 22-Oct-02/5:35 AM
Shrewsbury is an hole bubbeling cess in comparison to telford. Please do visit the wonderesness that is telfod


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