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20 most recent comments by ==Doylum (201-220) and replies

Re: a comment on Ignoranus by Yardbird 28-Nov-02/5:09 AM
really.. were you the haggard old vagrent i so generously spat upon, or the fair young bottersnipe i so loveingly sat upon?
Re: a comment on The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~> 28-Nov-02/4:11 AM
looks like a bascinet to me, wheres his mighty weapon
Re: a comment on The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~> 27-Nov-02/3:00 PM
well man? what should i do? by god yer reticence mocks me
Re: a comment on The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~> 27-Nov-02/2:45 PM
can you tell me which angle i'm supposed to look from? pleeeeeease
Re: a comment on IM PISSEEDDDDDDDD by little_angel_maria 27-Nov-02/2:44 PM
may i remind you that it is an offence to drink and drive, no matter what form of perambulation is used. And to compound this i don't belive shes old enough to be pissed
Re: a comment on Some place west of here, or the big blah blah. both apply by horus8 27-Nov-02/2:11 PM
no but i'm a southpaw with conections with posh bit of liverpool
Re: a comment on Thats one rockin' bacchanalian orgy. by ==Doylum 27-Nov-02/2:06 PM
No it isn't stop being a silly you know thats a job for "LEARSQUAD" tm. Cultural mediocrity? why whatever do you mean, we have Big Brother, you've been Framed, all right on the night, corination street, and impressive imports from the colonies such as neigbours and shortland street. If i rang a cow bell no one would hear they'd be to busy improving themselves in front of the television, so to take them away would be counter productive. By the way it's nice to see your anglopbobia is on the wane, and you feel able to help out
A ram or a pork its all the same to me, and yes i would assume they have souls, just because they have long hair and talk higher up the range there really isn't any reason to suspect they're machines without a ghost.
PS never give me a 6 again you SLAG. stop trying to appeal to my feminine side you know i'm barely worth a 1
Re: a comment on The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~> 27-Nov-02/8:32 AM
dunno maybe not. oh well ne'r mind
Re: The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~> 27-Nov-02/8:27 AM
so did i steal whoreass bong?
Re: a comment on The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~> 27-Nov-02/8:19 AM
why?
Re: a comment on The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~> 27-Nov-02/8:16 AM
no i'm turning on my head here. do tell me
Re: The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~> 27-Nov-02/8:12 AM
whats the shape?
Re: The Nagian, or, Red Be Unread by <~> 27-Nov-02/8:10 AM
oww!
Re: a comment on Some place west of here, or the big blah blah. both apply by horus8 27-Nov-02/7:28 AM
Is this an answer to my most civil of questions? i don't understand. did someone pull one of your dangle berries this morning?
It can't have been my old dear that was all a sham, she stole my knuckles and wrist bones, turning me into a otpotss, and ran away to the ivory coast with a milanese milch cow.
Whoever stole your bong did you a favour - step inside love los paranoias. here give me that hanky my arse is sore
Re: Some place west of here, or the big blah blah. both apply by horus8 26-Nov-02/5:36 PM
Are you trying to muscle... oh how muscular you are do you wax? sorry sorry ah yes muscle in on my only true forte. ah but i see you havn't quite got the hang ofof the arte of blah quite yet you only used it twice.
Back to those beautiful muscels again. Do you wax you gluteus maximus ass well. i only ask due to my most inconvienient bottom beard, which is home to an mighty army of clingons. perhaps waxing around ones ring is the solution to rid ones self of this most horrid affliction, do you think it may help? is this why you are bare?
Re: Surface Damage by un4208 26-Nov-02/5:16 PM
I have a special pair of shoes, there swished and spiked, i've talk about then before, but godswife paid no heed. Would you like a go? Special boy
Re: a comment on Friend by MysticalRaven88 26-Nov-02/4:46 PM
oh dear oh dear oh dear, a prevert of the first waters. Be mindfull dear child he shall be proffering sweets from his deep dark pocket next. I on the other hand am a most pleasant kind of gentleman, would you like to see some puppies?
Re: a comment on Ignoranus by Yardbird 26-Nov-02/4:32 PM
oh good christ off whats to be done? who shall save the day? we must persue this german chapie come hell or high water, we must use all our skill cunning and guile, oh dash we are sunk. Perhaps dear birthmark you could send a task force to save the day, spearhead by yourself naturally, but also to include in no particular order david hasselhoff and the baywatch guards, godswife, ronald regan, dearest mr bush, and of course how silly of me i nearly forgot sabrina the tennage witch.
Re: a comment on Friend by MysticalRaven88 26-Nov-02/4:20 PM
no you most certainly mayn't!
Re: memory by Goose 26-Nov-02/4:18 PM
some days it really isn't worth chewing through the leather straps


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