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St. Andrews University Marxist Society

Member since 2002 · Posted 1 Nov 2002 · 12 comments

I met him at a meeting in the pub, Whisky, beer and coke on the table, Air smelling of tumours. 'I'm a Communist myself,' he told me, 'The only one in Shetland. There was another, but We had a disagreement, And our cell split - He is now the only Trotskyist north of Inverness. We do not talk anymore' 'Did Harry get arrested in the Prague riots?' Somebody asks. I picture him throwing a brick Into a Czech McDonalds. Who could be blamed for that? Hell, I'd do it myself If there was a brick and A hamburger restaurant handy, Fortunately, there is not. Just a smoky pub In a middle-class town, Where a few students talk of revolution While the rest vote Tory, As their forefathers did For generations before them.

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[8] Christof 1-Nov-02/2:36 AM Reply
Well, if you are going to hang out at St Andrews what do you expect? Oxford was much the same. This is very wry.
[n/a] Nicholas Jones › Christof 1-Nov-02/2:39 AM Reply
I am glad you recognise the wryness. Incidentally, pretty much all of this is true - I actually did meet somehow who was the only member of the communist party in Shetland. Everyone in the Marxist Group thought I was right wing because I was in the Labour Party, while people in the Labour Club thought I was a dangerous lefty because I sometimes went to the Marxist thing.
[8] Christof › Nicholas Jones 1-Nov-02/2:41 AM Reply
I imagine msot people in the Labour Club were quite right wing anyway. You don't find a lot of Socialists in the Labour party any more.
[10] razorgrin 1-Nov-02/6:50 AM Reply
Damn, it takes a bit to get a smile out of me at this icky hour, but here I am, grinning. Reminds me of the vegan "commie" anarkids here with Che t-shirts, suede sandals and a new cellphione.
[10] razorgrin 1-Nov-02/6:51 AM Reply
I'm jealous that your revolutionaries don't suck like they do here.
[6] ==Doylum › razorgrin 1-Nov-02/8:03 AM Reply
They will suck - for a Lenin badge, a look at your little red thing, and a party donation.
[n/a] Nicholas Jones › razorgrin 3-Nov-02/4:19 AM Reply
The point is the revolutionaries do suck, they only pretend to be revolutionary.
[6] ==Doylum 1-Nov-02/8:06 AM Reply
Jones the P, you have neglected your duty as regards coffee houses, why is an poem about Star bucks, Costa coffee and other such drinking establishments not forecoming
[n/a] Nicholas Jones › ==Doylum 3-Nov-02/4:19 AM Reply
SI've never been in a Starbucks, which I think is some kind of achievement. I've been into Costa and asked for a cup of tea, which provoked a look of mild astonishment. Anyway, socialists don't drink coffee, they're like Tony Benn who has a cup of tea on the hour every hour. Maybe I will write about pubs which I have known. Best pub in England, by the way, is The Windmill in Whiteley Green in Cheshire. But don't all flock there and ruin the ambience.
[n/a] UnityMitford › Nicholas Jones 4-Nov-02/8:25 AM Reply
You've never been into a Starbucks? You really ARE a Marxist! I like the poem, but there's something irritating about all the commentary underneath.
[10] razorgrin 4-Nov-02/6:54 AM Reply
Actually, one proudly showed me the $50 Lenin badge hat she got. I laughed. Ours are worse than yours, nicholas.
[8] <~> 4-Nov-02/8:14 AM Reply
true.