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20 most recent comments by Stephen Robins (101-120) and replies

Re: a comment on The dancers by richa 12-Jan-07/2:44 AM
Sounds tremendously tasteful; I trust you went to the Row rather than their Chelsea outfit which seems to be entirely staffed by ethnics. There is nothing worse than a garish pinstripe. Except perhaps these young gentleman's attire:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/pictures/galleries/newsid_3497000/3497279.stm

Of a weekend I usually wear this sort of outfit:

http://www.harristweedshop.com/breeches.html

The outfit on the right being for casual frolicking on the estate whereas I wear this for church:

http://www.harristweedshop.com/traditional-suit.html

I have interviewed a number of people lately who don't have the advantages afforded by a private education who seem to think it is "ok" to turn up to an interview with a tie knot the size of Anglesey and the shape of a Rhombus, their hair suffused in all manner of products and shoes coated in metal (not a gentleman's snaffle). I really do feel that "street culture" is in danger of overwhelming the good sense of sporting a pair of red moleskins when in town.
Re: a comment on Brinkmanshit by Stephen Robins 12-Jan-07/12:55 AM
Say hi to your Mum for me.
Re: a comment on Brinkmanshit by Stephen Robins 12-Jan-07/12:55 AM
Thank you for your kind thoughts.
Re: a comment on The dancers by richa 12-Jan-07/12:54 AM
Dege and Skinner do a splendid line in weekend wear, hunting pinks and two button, three piece suits with double venting. Suit with one or less vents are as good as a collossal tattoo on one's for'ed stating CUNT. Shirts are by Emmett and formal wear by Favourbrook of Jermyn Street. I trust you don't buy off the peg, Thieves and Hawkes have gone down hill a bit since they were taken over by some people from Hong Kong, started trying to attract the noveau rich, some of their suits look like they belong in Oswald Boateng's shop, and he's a darkie.

On a seperate matter, why is it always the deeply unpopular people from school who attend reunions and dinner functions? Obviously in Burgers case it was a self serving opportunity to show off his reduced cheeks and explain how tremendously succesful he is selling mobile telephony equipment at phones 4 U.
Re: a comment on The dancers by richa 11-Jan-07/8:06 AM
He is sporting a terrible tie, quite probably from Next and a shint suit. Looks like he ploughs his furrow in recruitment consultancy or estate agency.
Re: a comment on The dancers by richa 11-Jan-07/7:16 AM
and does this link give you a picture of burgers? he looks like he's lost weight: http://www.rgshw.com/oldboys/index2_nj.php?content=dinner_06/dinner.htm
Re: a comment on The dancers by richa 11-Jan-07/7:04 AM
Were you friends with that much loved ethnic Aqib Kadar?
Re: a comment on Russian absinthe by AlexandraLeaving 5-Jan-07/4:57 AM
I understood that NASA were going to grow Dovina beyond her already epic proportions and use her as some kind of giant sponge to absorb the impact.
Re: Sex Object by Dovina 4-Jan-07/7:49 AM
This poem has an overtone of a persecuted jew about it.
Re: Let Me Entertain You by Bethy 4-Jan-07/7:38 AM
Jolly ace.
Re: Dream Grower by Enkidu 4-Jan-07/7:28 AM
I thought this said "Dream Gower" which could have been about the majestic cover drive of the finest left handed batsman this country has ever produced. However you had to ruin it by not mentioning that at all, and actually having a title which resembles "Dream Gower", instead you seem to have produced a poem which could easily have been written by an eight year old who has been drinking too much pottery glaze.
Re: a comment on Russian absinthe by AlexandraLeaving 4-Jan-07/7:18 AM
Ranger you like everything, a vote from you is like a wet fart in a pair of somebody elses trousers in a different country.
Re: Edna's Christmas Farewell by Edna Sweetlove 2-Jan-07/8:36 AM
Verily the most whimsical jape of the season.
Re: Fanatic by Dovina 2-Jan-07/8:35 AM
Is this about Saddam Hussein?

If so its brilliant.

If not it makes no sense.

Happy New Year, and enjoy the hadj.
Re: She dreams by amanda_dcosta 8-Dec-06/8:57 AM
Like a big bowl of cornflakes.
Re: Instruction by Dovina 8-Dec-06/8:48 AM
Wooly and ultimately a bit of a failure. Shame it semmed infused with the portents of excellence, only to leave one slightly stained.
Re: Self Portrait by Dovina 8-Dec-06/8:44 AM
Tired, sweaty and rather desperate.
Re: Ramblings of a Clerk by Schlinkey 8-Dec-06/8:44 AM
Turgid, dry and ultimately disappointing.
Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone 4-Dec-06/8:39 AM
I bearded Dear Lord with a mallet,
After conducting a secret ballot,
I stoved his face in,
Which itself was no sin,
As it disguised his awful cleft palate.

I bearded my black Christ with hair!
Revolutionary and I dare say rare,
To see pubic fuzz,
On Christ, because,
Of his apperance he takes great care.




Re: Wretch by MacFrantic 1-Dec-06/3:41 PM
Yopu either need to masturbate into a woman or get trapped in one, either way this is utter village .


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