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20 most recent comments by DurtKL (21-40)

Re: Extra Strength VaginexII (Free curse) by Wurt Kale by Shardik 2-Jul-03/6:22 PM
lol
dammit shardik
i was gunna write one making fun of the poem today.
u beat me to it
mine was gunna be called

Lubriderm: Advanced Therapy for extra dry skin
Re: My last ever poemranker transmission by King Abdullah II 3-Jul-03/12:38 AM
sad to hear this
i'll miss your witty comments
and esp your poems
goodluck and goodbye
Re: Its Blue by aurora 3-Jul-03/10:41 AM
eifel 65
or watever
that nasty euro techno trash band comes to mind

:( bad thoughts
yet pleasant poetry
i'm torn
regarding some deleted poem... 14-Jul-03/1:10 PM
Derek Zoolander asked the same question
cept he looked into a puddle
Re: Border towns & the runs by horus8 17-Jul-03/6:25 PM
this is great stuff man
Re: Fucking A!?!? by thepinkbunnyofdoom 19-Jul-03/5:45 PM

Look.. if you had.. one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted.. in one moment
Would you capture it.. or just let it slip? Yo..


His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
to drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up, over - BLAOW!
Re: You wouldn't know God from Adam by horus8 19-Jul-03/6:56 PM
hahaha that was great

also people who give anonymous zeros are pussies
Re: Yellow Star by Mr Pig 21-Jul-03/3:38 PM
seriously, how many
schindler's lists and pianos do we need?
maybe until every director gets an oscar

regarding some deleted poem... 21-Jul-03/3:40 PM
ha my suitemate last year was named dirty dave.
fucking ugly and dirty ass motherfucker from buttfuck, ohio. this poem describes him to the teeth. maybe we know the same dirty dave.
regarding some deleted poem... 23-Jul-03/1:19 AM
beautiful!
Re: Tomorrow by jude 23-Jul-03/1:21 AM
u speak from your heart
...
it's so generic tho
Re: untitled by betty 23-Jul-03/11:04 AM
this is great
Re: Extended Stay (the motel) by THE GOD OF DEATH 23-Jul-03/11:06 AM
what do you get
when you cross an owl
with a bungee cord?

MY ASS

- great poem bongshang
Re: A Student in Descent by EAger to Offend 23-Jul-03/8:45 PM
hm interesting
i like it
Re: Druid Girl Mizunderstood Poet of 1984 by 68.75.19.117 24-Jul-03/10:30 PM
This poem started off as a poem of respect
and i do still respect you
but you deleted my comments?!
and it wasn't even that mean
I was helping you out
:(
*tear
Re: #1 entry from Chico, the star stalker on Pico by <{Baba^Yaga}> 25-Jul-03/12:33 PM
haha i love
"and dashed
home to dance naked and kareoke while preparing
my traditional Korean dinner,"
fucking koreans and their kareoke
regarding some deleted poem... 25-Jul-03/12:51 PM
"Simplistic words" doesn't sound great
I think Simple might work better.

LoL "Like a dead man swinging to and fro from a rope" kinda gave me the image of a hung convict swinging back and forth like a swing.
But it fits into the death thing after it...

Re: The man by highnightmaregurl 25-Jul-03/1:05 PM
"even if you don't pray your prayer"
why not take out prayer

Dammit Woman
Stop following the man!
jk
continue
Re: whatever by ~ska~ 25-Jul-03/1:43 PM
omg this poem is the best rhyming poem i have ever read
EVER
Re: hopefully im something by ~ska~ 25-Jul-03/1:46 PM
Maybe you're the girl that likes cum
Maybe you're the girl who i beat like a drum
Maybe you're the girl stung out on coke
Maybe you're the girl my daddy likes to poke
Maybe you're the girl who loves to rhyme
Maybe you're the girl who fucked a lime


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