Extra Strength VaginexII (Free curse) by Wurt Kale

Member since 2003 · Posted 2 Jul 2003 · 7 comments

Cholecalciferol, The active ingredient in Extra Strength VaginexII, Is a cunt reliever. Uses are listed as Temporary relief for Stench and discharge Resulting from STDS, prostitution, Yeast infections, the common queef, Menstrual footprinting, and etcetera. Her symptoms a broken hymen, overflowing urine, And heavy petting. Alas, None of these can be Listed on the label. So, I pondered why She used the whole tube.

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[10] DurtKL 2-Jul-03/6:22 PM Reply

lol
dammit shardik
i was gunna write one making fun of the poem today.
u beat me to it
mine was gunna be called

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[n/a] Bachus › DurtKL 2-Jul-03/9:27 PM Reply

I see you are a man of both high self esteem & integritous humor. I commend you, and Jesu blesses you, Carry on. My appeal, of course, would be that it was just to tempting. You understand naturally.

[10] DurtKL › Bachus 3-Jul-03/12:43 AM Reply

ha yes i do

[n/a] PoeTech › Bachus 3-Jul-03/12:52 PM Reply

I was also going to do one!! lol then I did three.

[n/a] Shardik › PoeTech 3-Jul-03/2:03 PM Reply

Three what, poemes Doug? "Look everybody, our laddie fancies himself a poet, a poet everybody" Pink Floyd, circa. 1982.

[0] Fearlesfan_04 24-Feb-05/7:11 PM Reply

Damn...this shit is nasty

[10] malpaso 7-Mar-09/6:40 PM Reply

so it sounds like loss of virginity is a disease and a degradation to some uninformed people like this girl who took the extreme way out....funny as hell, O Bear God!!