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Extra Strength VaginexII (Free curse) by Wurt Kale (Other) by Shardik
Cholecalciferol, The active ingredient in Extra Strength VaginexII, Is a cunt reliever. Uses are listed as Temporary relief for Stench and discharge Resulting from STDS, prostitution, Yeast infections, the common queef, Menstrual footprinting, and etcetera. Her symptoms a broken hymen, overflowing urine, And heavy petting. Alas, None of these can be Listed on the label. So, I pondered why She used the whole tube.

Up the ladder: Cannibalism
Down the ladder: Fury

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Overall Rank: 3789
Posted: July 2, 2003 5:03 PM PDT; Last modified: July 2, 2003 5:03 PM PDT
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[10] DurtKL @ 68.75.22.35 | 2-Jul-03/6:22 PM | Reply
lol
dammit shardik
i was gunna write one making fun of the poem today.
u beat me to it
mine was gunna be called

Lubriderm: Advanced Therapy for extra dry skin
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > DurtKL | 2-Jul-03/9:27 PM | Reply
I see you are a man of both high self esteem & integritous humor. I commend you, and Jesu blesses you, Carry on. My appeal, of course, would be that it was just to tempting. You understand naturally.
[10] DurtKL @ 68.75.22.35 > Bachus | 3-Jul-03/12:43 AM | Reply
ha yes i do
[n/a] PoeTech @ 63.214.79.116 > Bachus | 3-Jul-03/12:52 PM | Reply
I was also going to do one!! lol then I did three.
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > PoeTech | 3-Jul-03/2:03 PM | Reply
Three what, poemes Doug? "Look everybody, our laddie fancies himself a poet, a poet everybody" Pink Floyd, circa. 1982.
[0] Fearlesfan_04 @ 129.66.1.202 | 24-Feb-05/7:11 PM | Reply
Damn...this shit is nasty
[10] malpaso @ 70.233.168.141 | 7-Mar-09/6:40 PM | Reply
so it sounds like loss of virginity is a disease and a degradation to some uninformed people like this girl who took the extreme way out....funny as hell, O Bear God!!
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