Re: a comment on The Twenty-Fifth of Whenevber by OneFingerAnswer	26-Jun-03/8:25 AM
The rhythm works easily for me. I couldn't find the typos. Might be cause I'm tired but a little help would be met with gratitude. My lover's not coming back. He's gone. Read it again and you might see something different. Focus on the third stanza. It's not a poem about heartbreak.
Re: Canada Blows by teenpoetryshoulddie	26-Jun-03/1:10 AM
Who exactly do you think this would piss off? The Canucks? They already hate Yanks and looking at the poem would assume that you are one. Besides you blame all their problems on the Frogs. They do that anyway, and you're helping them. The their in the that part of the poem could easily mean the French Canadians' flag. I repeat, they don't like the Frogs. So I ask again, who are you pissing off? Who ever gave the 3 votes with too much generosity.
Re: a comment on MotherF*ckers Who Fuck Above/Two Story Apartment by JoyLuck	26-Jun-03/12:57 AM
I gotcha on the door thing. I prefer palms to cacti. No, that's not a masterbation reference.
Re: a comment on MotherF*ckers Who Fuck Above/Two Story Apartment by JoyLuck	26-Jun-03/12:35 AM
Or maybe even a door to your apt.
Re: The irony of the dark continent by zzinnia66	20-Jun-03/1:53 AM
No profound comment. Just an 8. Look at it though. Like a heart with no sharp corner, it softly says "I love you."
Re: Father's day in Toledo by Shardik	20-Jun-03/1:41 AM
Yeah. Fuckin kids. Why would they buy themselves a lawnmower on his day? I mean yeah it makes it easier on them since every one knows the point of kids is manual labour, but this is Fathers' Day not I'm A Little Shit Day. That's what the Christians call Christmas. Fuck holidays in general. You want a day off? Fuck you. Ask for it. Don't tell me you need it off cause some carpenter was killed by wood and nails a few thousand years ago and today is his birthday. And you! You're not ever Christian. You're a fucking Baptist.
Re: A pinch from the snuff box by Jeremi B. Handrinos	20-Jun-03/1:33 AM
I look like I literally pissed myself. I actually was drinking water and when I laughed it went all over me. None the less, you owe me a change of pants. 8
Re: a comment on Hot Potato by Shardik	18-Jun-03/11:41 PM
°¿° Hmmmmmm..... I'll keep that in mind
Re: The truths of war by DeadtotheWorld	18-Jun-03/11:16 PM
Are = our
Re: a comment on Hot Potato by Shardik	18-Jun-03/11:01 PM
Well if you're Xena I get to be Ares or Autolycus. Either way I love you and I'm good looking but you're after Gabrielle. Damn.
Re: a comment on Hot Potato by Shardik	18-Jun-03/10:50 PM
In oh so many ways. I used to keep tallies of responses: Blow Jobs: 10 Lectures: 11 Compliments: 6 "Mind if we step inside?": 8 Attempted Castrations: 2 Ahhh.... The Witnesses are such friendly people. Like midgets, only taller.
Re: Hot Potato by Shardik	18-Jun-03/9:38 PM
I just ask them if they're ready for the coming of the snake. When they look confused I whip out my penis.
Re: a comment on Air sickness bag by Shardik	17-Jun-03/12:52 AM
You mean not every one collects those?
Re: a comment on Dear God; by Jeremi B. Handrinos	16-Jun-03/12:40 AM
That would depend on the size and type of bird and the size of the cage.
Re: a comment on Dear God; by Jeremi B. Handrinos	14-Jun-03/3:40 AM
Don't tell JB to shut up. He's a much better poet than anything you'll ever amount to. Once you post a single piece of poetry that's worthy of him wiping his ass with you can talk to him. Until that day you'll have to continue using your tongue to do it for him. Good day. Oh and JB, I love this one.
Re: Moo Gai Pai lover (dedicated to Settle) by Sylvia Bravo	8-Jun-03/9:20 PM
Call my wife and tell her about Moo Gai Pengs and I could be Call my wife and tell her of me and Moo Gai Pengs to at least leave somewhat of a rhyme going
Re: Mommy Dearest by Babigurly69	8-Jun-03/5:30 PM
You're really... You're my..... you're not
Re: a comment on A Perfectly Reasonable Question by baughworm	7-Jun-03/9:43 PM
I like the cigarettes. Maybe she could actually make it to the table and be smoking one too.... Sorry we're slowly rewriting your poem.
Re: a comment on A Perfectly Reasonable Question by baughworm	7-Jun-03/8:20 PM
She had a good suggestion. Another way you could go with it is that he sees some evidence of what's going on, clothing in the hall or something like that, and he simply sees the images in his mind instead of actually seeing it.
Re: a comment on A Perfectly Reasonable Question by baughworm	6-Jun-03/5:41 PM
Thanks JB but I really did see it as a kid cause of the keyhole. What adult goes around looking through keyholes? If this were a guy that was full grown in the poem he'd likely bust in and throw a fit, not go sit down and make tea.