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Father's day in Toledo

Member since 2003 · Posted 11 May 2003 · Edited 19 Jun 2003 · 2 comments

A new lawnmower and a box of aftershave Oh for fucks sake kids

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[10] INTRANSIT 18-May-03/8:33 AM Reply
How did this get missed?
[8] OneFingerAnswer 20-Jun-03/1:41 AM Reply
Yeah. Fuckin kids. Why would they buy themselves a lawnmower on his day? I mean yeah it makes it easier on them since every one knows the point of kids is manual labour, but this is Fathers' Day not I'm A Little Shit Day. That's what the Christians call Christmas. Fuck holidays in general. You want a day off? Fuck you. Ask for it. Don't tell me you need it off cause some carpenter was killed by wood and nails a few thousand years ago and today is his birthday. And you! You're not ever Christian. You're a fucking Baptist.