How did this get missed?

Yeah. Fuckin kids. Why would they buy themselves a lawnmower on his day? I mean yeah it makes it easier on them since every one knows the point of kids is manual labour, but this is Fathers' Day not I'm A Little Shit Day. That's what the Christians call Christmas. Fuck holidays in general. You want a day off? Fuck you. Ask for it. Don't tell me you need it off cause some carpenter was killed by wood and nails a few thousand years ago and today is his birthday. And you! You're not ever Christian. You're a fucking Baptist.