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Father's day in Toledo (Haiku) by Shardik
A new lawnmower and a box of aftershave Oh for fucks sake kids

Up the ladder: Hector's such a drag
Down the ladder: HIVES

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Weighted score: 5.0
Overall Rank: 7542
Posted: May 11, 2003 1:48 PM PDT; Last modified: June 19, 2003 4:25 PM PDT
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[10] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.252.72 | 18-May-03/8:33 AM | Reply
How did this get missed?
[8] OneFingerAnswer @ 216.138.10.3 | 20-Jun-03/1:41 AM | Reply
Yeah. Fuckin kids. Why would they buy themselves a lawnmower on his day? I mean yeah it makes it easier on them since every one knows the point of kids is manual labour, but this is Fathers' Day not I'm A Little Shit Day. That's what the Christians call Christmas. Fuck holidays in general. You want a day off? Fuck you. Ask for it. Don't tell me you need it off cause some carpenter was killed by wood and nails a few thousand years ago and today is his birthday. And you! You're not ever Christian. You're a fucking Baptist.
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