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20 most recent comments by Jeremi B. Handrinos (201-220)

Re: CrapBeer by DurtKL 25-Jul-03/12:44 AM
I like asphalt hot Bushmills myself, and concure, but If I must drink beer I enjoy Chicago's Big shoulder porter, or guinesse an Newcastle.
Re: falling by highnightmaregurl 25-Jul-03/12:47 AM
A lemming on the art of drowning.
Re: so much by highnightmaregurl 25-Jul-03/12:48 AM
A Condor on animal rights.
Re: untitled by highnightmaregurl 25-Jul-03/12:49 AM
A Sperm whale on Moby Dick.
Re: The Frey by Southern_Bell 25-Jul-03/12:51 AM
A blow gun on killing monkeys for soup.
Re: There's no point by LosT SykoPath 25-Jul-03/12:55 AM
A gay on rainbow bumper stickers.
Re: Fried Mongolian Brains by Don-Quixote 25-Jul-03/12:58 AM
There are a few typos here, and no potstickers. Wonton soup is good with spicy hot cabbage.
Re: THE BLESSING by Poetsettle 27-Jul-03/10:12 PM
Lol!
Re: Life-In-Death by vulcan 29-Jul-03/10:21 AM
Here, here.
Re: Sonnet for a Suicide by <~> 29-Jul-03/12:07 PM
"Call it a mother's bargain--" or intuition?

Last line is yummilicious!
regarding some deleted poem... 29-Jul-03/2:10 PM
I got ripped off as a kid. I got a crooked mullet and a Dio pin on a Motley Crue bandana. Teen idols come and go but Elvis is the King forever. Costello, that is. By the way you spell for shit, really. Great sentiment, poor typing.
Re: ~Tildoe~ by Thom 1-Aug-03/8:32 PM
It actually is half the sperm cell you used to be ~! Get it!?
Re: Prop a Panda by Thom 1-Aug-03/8:34 PM
Last time I propped a panda, she got pregnant, and the zoo was pissed.
Re: Charades by Thom 1-Aug-03/8:40 PM
Not if your pee pee is inside out, than it's like getting kicked in the cuntansnatch, which is a small village in Belgium, where that style of prick kick was first ritualised by homosapiens. I was on a dig when we made the discovery. Then, of course, i brought it back here to the ranker. For experimental purposes.
Re: I, criminal by INTRANSIT 4-Aug-03/2:10 PM
Rascal
regarding some deleted poem... 4-Aug-03/2:52 PM
Wednesdays are darker.
Re: One Country by poetandknowit 4-Aug-03/3:20 PM
For those who think editing and defensiveness are below them. Read on, notice how our hero P&k does not act defensive, nor is he in need of an edit ever. He just Lol's a lot, and is hardly commiserative.
Re: Upon a falling bar stool (Free for all) by PluckyHoe by horus8 4-Aug-03/3:32 PM
But sweet Thom, I didn't say it? Poet & Knowit did.
regarding some deleted poem... 6-Aug-03/12:54 AM
Jeepster
Re: Perfection Forever by odon919 6-Aug-03/12:56 AM
Splittingly accurate.


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