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CrapBeer

Member since 2003 · Posted 25 Jul 2003 · Edited 25 Jul 2003 · 12 comments

Bud Light Brewed with the finest Ingredeints for a Smooth refreshing light taste Contains 12 FL.oz. Of pure shit Flavored Beer This fucker looked at me and said, "Real men drink Irish beer!" As he raised his bottle And chugged down That George Killian's Irish Red. Another fucker said, "Amberbock is the best God damn beer!" And a third exclaimed the virtues Of his MGD. I drained my smirnoff and left.

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[8] Jeremi B. Handrinos 25-Jul-03/12:44 AM Reply

I like asphalt hot Bushmills myself, and concure, but If I must drink beer I enjoy Chicago's Big shoulder porter, or guinesse an Newcastle.

[n/a] DurtKL › Jeremi B. Handrinos 25-Jul-03/12:42 PM Reply

ah newcastle
makes my mouth water

i also like amstel light

[10] Caducus 25-Jul-03/8:01 AM Reply

Quality ! I discovered through laughing a brief fountain spurt in my Box area. Loved the end its so fucking sudden like you stormed out in disgust. I could really visualize this and you made this miserable git laugh.

9congrats !

[10] Caducus 25-Jul-03/8:02 AM Reply

One other thing : Kaliber ! now we're talking shite

[7] walrus8 25-Jul-03/9:06 AM Reply

Real men drink tea.

[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 25-Jul-03/9:38 AM Reply

I'm gonna have to agree with you on that on Durt. Smirnoff is much better than all those other fuckers. -10-.

[n/a] DurtKL › thepinkbunnyofdoom 25-Jul-03/12:43 PM Reply

i do like killians
but saying that it is genuine
Irish stuff is just retarded

amberbock tastes more like a softdrink than beer

i just thought it was funny that i'd storm out while draining a smirnoff lol

[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom › DurtKL 25-Jul-03/11:05 PM Reply

Never had amberbock, I do like Diablo, and Captin Morgan's Gold. Everyother beer I've ever had, Tasted like shit. I love my smirnoff.

[10] Druid_Girl_1984 25-Jul-03/1:21 PM Reply

Thanks DurtKL for the comment. I think i will change it to Simple. By the way i wrote that poem around 3am in the morning. lol

[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Druid_Girl_1984 25-Jul-03/1:45 PM Reply

Apparently. LOMG! shut up could you? I can barely concentrate with your horrible poetry accousting me around every corner. I have one word for you. Kakidrosis.

[10] INTRANSIT 27-Jul-03/9:54 AM Reply

I hang with the Canadian crew meself.

[8] Dark Angle 15-Aug-03/12:09 AM Reply

haha, yep, remember zima, how bout that new bicardi silver? but id take good old fashion wild berry wine coolers any day! now thats some man on man beer!