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CrapBeer (Free verse) by DurtKL
Bud Light Brewed with the finest Ingredeints for a Smooth refreshing light taste Contains 12 FL.oz. Of pure shit Flavored Beer This fucker looked at me and said, "Real men drink Irish beer!" As he raised his bottle And chugged down That George Killian's Irish Red. Another fucker said, "Amberbock is the best God damn beer!" And a third exclaimed the virtues Of his MGD. I drained my smirnoff and left.
Down the ladder: The last day of an old year
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Posted: July 25, 2003 12:12 AM PDT; Last modified: July 25, 2003 12:16 AM PDT
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[8] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 | 25-Jul-03/12:44 AM | Reply
I like asphalt hot Bushmills myself, and concure, but If I must drink beer I enjoy Chicago's Big shoulder porter, or guinesse an Newcastle.
[n/a] DurtKL @ 68.75.23.103 > Jeremi B. Handrinos | 25-Jul-03/12:42 PM | Reply
ah newcastle
makes my mouth water

i also like amstel light
[10] Caducus @ 62.105.119.105 | 25-Jul-03/8:01 AM | Reply
Quality ! I discovered through laughing a brief fountain spurt in my Box area. Loved the end its so fucking sudden like you stormed out in disgust. I could really visualize this and you made this miserable git laugh.

9congrats !
[10] Caducus @ 62.105.119.105 | 25-Jul-03/8:02 AM | Reply
One other thing : Kaliber ! now we're talking shite
[7] walrus8 @ 195.157.153.253 | 25-Jul-03/9:06 AM | Reply
Real men drink tea.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 | 25-Jul-03/9:38 AM | Reply
I'm gonna have to agree with you on that on Durt. Smirnoff is much better than all those other fuckers. -10-.
[n/a] DurtKL @ 68.75.23.103 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 25-Jul-03/12:43 PM | Reply
i do like killians
but saying that it is genuine
Irish stuff is just retarded

amberbock tastes more like a softdrink than beer

i just thought it was funny that i'd storm out while draining a smirnoff lol
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 > DurtKL | 25-Jul-03/11:05 PM | Reply
Never had amberbock, I do like Diablo, and Captin Morgan's Gold. Everyother beer I've ever had, Tasted like shit. I love my smirnoff.
[10] Druid_Girl_1984 @ 209.214.109.198 | 25-Jul-03/1:21 PM | Reply
Thanks DurtKL for the comment. I think i will change it to Simple. By the way i wrote that poem around 3am in the morning. lol
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > Druid_Girl_1984 | 25-Jul-03/1:45 PM | Reply
Apparently. LOMG! shut up could you? I can barely concentrate with your horrible poetry accousting me around every corner. I have one word for you. Kakidrosis.
[10] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.252.72 | 27-Jul-03/9:54 AM | Reply
I hang with the Canadian crew meself.
[8] Dark Angle @ 65.148.96.90 | 15-Aug-03/12:09 AM | Reply
haha, yep, remember zima, how bout that new bicardi silver? but id take good old fashion wild berry wine coolers any day! now thats some man on man beer!
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