Re: horus8 accepts black cock for cash by King Abdullah II	10-Jul-03/11:02 AM
True, but you do it for free.
Re: Abdullah's Theme by King Abdullah I	10-Jul-03/11:05 AM
Oh okay...Guess what then nigger. IT'S NOT A HAIKU! Aint that ace! Aint that just ace! ACE! ACE! Remember that band Ace of bass? I fucked them all with a nigger named Paul. Nigger.
regarding some deleted poem...	10-Jul-03/4:34 PM
A shittoon full of spit & shit drank by a shithead.
Re: Nothing you can say by Rodavlas	10-Jul-03/4:35 PM
A fish shitaco with shitillas (warm).
Re: On A Night Like This by bazz	10-Jul-03/4:38 PM
Yes, Why! why! Because, your poetry is a sheasar salad with a tiny shnapkin and no fork. I hope these are the last words you ever write, because your shit fu is weak your sharate is weak and your face is a shit sale.
regarding some deleted poem...	10-Jul-03/5:06 PM
Woah... Nope, still shit. But I do believe the texture of your shit is at least congealing now, forming what appears to be teen-angst shape pellets of chirpyness & despair. Poor thing, did your mom hose you down at night on the side of the trailor, and then tell you to air dry. Often the vulva tears right into the anus upon child birth, proving the quality of your ass hat young man. It's a famous recipe. 1/3 cup teen angst 1/4 cup of pureed tiny penis 1/2 misunderstood homosexuality warmed in a medium sauce pan while being yelled at by a drunk man called your father with a splash of his new girlfriend that's one of your classmates at highschool named pammy, telling you you should eat more beause you're all elbows. Add a spritz of sherry and paprika, and you have a pregnant girlfriend next year and no job Congratulations! Want an olive?
Re: Wanksta by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	11-Jul-03/11:51 AM
Anything. but mediocre. It's ah... Bland.
Re: OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history... by Yardbird	11-Jul-03/11:59 AM
Chilling.
regarding some deleted poem...	11-Jul-03/1:33 PM
A jubille of meows.
Re: Untitled by helpfulpoems	11-Jul-03/1:37 PM
TIMMY!ah ti ti ti timmMY!TIMAHY!
regarding some deleted poem...	11-Jul-03/1:39 PM
Weaker than thee other.
Re: walking by Rodavlas	15-Jul-03/7:25 AM
crawling.
regarding some deleted poem...	15-Jul-03/7:30 AM
You should call this "My gay Parson's nose ate a cracker" And then... go back to being an ugly nigger, nigger. I've seen Mexican jails with more charisma than this girly swat. Perhaps try swinging your purse, upwind?
Re: HATE by forsaken'sbigbro	15-Jul-03/2:22 PM
"forsaken 63.88.160.101" 'nough said. Sad, really sad.
regarding some deleted poem...	16-Jul-03/1:38 AM
Let me say this, first off, to both of you, TPBOD & Stephanie. I am not on heroin or "herion" (Which the stuffed animal so gracefully put it [what an idiot, if you're going to insult someone 'right' please learn how to spell the drug, or action that you are skepticising about in general or privately]) if I was, I wouldn't be taking the time currently to correct your pathetic facination with either or (me, or people on drugs). Although, let me assure you, they would be more interesting, toothless, than either of you. Stephanie, you might consider my poetry awful, but my son doesn't, my friends don't, nor do thousands of other people. The huge number of self educatedly overlooked lovely survivors on this planet. My life is poetry and music, with or without you in it, get use to it, you'll quit long before I do, and five years from now when I'm 33 and peaking creatively, you'll be the first assholes to run around bragging about how we bonded way back when... Why? Really, think about that. You think that you have some sort of basis with your insults? If they were good, I'd concure, but really, this is barely funny or interesting. It's vague, and more revealing about the writer than me by football fields (LOLTTM) But, I don't have any qualms with either of you, and I wish you 'both' the best in life, and your search for yourselves, God, faggotry, niggers, chisels, monkeys, hockey pucks, Donald duck, Seared Ahi, cockrings, or dolphin free tuna, but you should really learn how to find closure, are talents are completely different as with our approach to our crafts (In your cases Kraft Macaroni and cheese scrawlings, since it's the 'cheesiest'). In the end it could save your lifes, or our eyes, or at least what you consider to be an attempt at writing... You being such plaidly posh, yet savy cads. Rest in knowing Horus8 will make a much more considerable offering artisticly to this planet spiritually, mentally, and physically whether you exist, or not. So I suggest you jerk off, find a good seat, and eat a hot pocket, or try a little heroin yourselves, at this point in time, as far as the both of your attempts at poetry go... It couldn't hurt.
Re: The Mcdonald Haikus by scitz	16-Jul-03/1:59 PM
First is 19 second is 18 the third is right on, at 17
Re: Class Life by lorigan85	16-Jul-03/2:06 PM
Wow, that was fucking horrible. Here's an 11!
regarding some deleted poem...	19-Jul-03/6:39 AM
Do me a favor, tell people you are not me so I don't have to field any more phone calls. And... Everything turns warm when you can't fucking breath. Except Chinese piss, which turns into a long distance operator hooked on watermelon jolly ranchers and ebonics.
Re: Falling Asleep by Miggy	19-Jul-03/6:44 AM
Here's another ten, that way you'll fit right in with the other shit poets on the best list, because, that's how much your idea of belonging, ranks with me. Maybe one day with the help of all the votes you give yourself, you can run for poemranker mascot, and win a frisbee and free oil change, or a new face and legs that can support 500 lbs. 10!
regarding some deleted poem...	19-Jul-03/6:49 AM
How about "lapful"?