replying on Teaching Beetles To Swim by Bobjim
24 Mar 2008, 9:19 AM
I've frequently confessed to plagiarism and yet you still felt the need to create a special account just to point it out over and over again. Even on poems where it's been pointed out by other people and I've admitted it. Just a few lines up I've said that I only claim poems are mine until someone spots that they aren't.
Which makes you a stupid loser with too much time on your hands.
Which makes you a stupid loser with too much time on your hands.
replying on Pelted with stones on the common by Bobjim
24 Mar 2008, 9:10 AM
I stole all these poems by Mr. Rankin 5 years ago. I'm still surprised by people who think they're the first person to spot my plagiary.
replying on Pelted with stones on the common by Bobjim
24 Mar 2008, 9:07 AM
I have owned up every time someone's spotted that one of 'my' poems actually isn't (at least when I notice). I have frequently stolen poems from various sources and claim all poems on my account are my own work only until someone correctly references the original source.
replying on Down on Dogs by Bobjim
24 Mar 2008, 9:02 AM
bobjim_is_a_thief and Joo, are you both idiots? Have you not noticed my admission several comments above? Have you not noticed the dozens of other poems I've stolen?
Seriously, if you feel the need to accuse me, make sure I haven't already confessed.
Idiots
Seriously, if you feel the need to accuse me, make sure I haven't already confessed.
Idiots
on Farmhouse, Southern France (storm on arrival) by Ranger
28 Sep 2006, 9:42 AM
Dude! Too many verbs! And no pain or tourture at all? What about making it a love poem? With darkness and shit?
on Pain by PoeticJustice
28 Sep 2006, 9:39 AM
OMG!!! I totally feel your pain here dude! Let's like, set fire to shit!!111oneone
This is a very good poem, though because of the subject, I can't help but think of it in comparison to the classic "Not waving, but drowning" by Stevie Smith. Considering that's one of my favourite poems of all time, yours stands up really well.
You mention being afraid your life would show, is this meant to indicate a guilty conscience? I noticed you saying you were too proud at the top.
Did you know that drowning is a very peaceful way to die? By the time you're in danger of watching your life flash before your eyes, you're almost completely calm.
You mention being afraid your life would show, is this meant to indicate a guilty conscience? I noticed you saying you were too proud at the top.
Did you know that drowning is a very peaceful way to die? By the time you're in danger of watching your life flash before your eyes, you're almost completely calm.
on Death by rabbit by INTRANSIT
6 May 2006, 6:40 AM
Reminds me of the time I had fresh caught rabbit. Tastes like chicken you know.
on My First Hangover by mindsigns
28 Mar 2006, 5:51 AM
Pretty good. Though I never get hangovers.
replying on The jessiness of Jess by Bobjim
12 Mar 2006, 6:16 AM
The whole poem is merely words. It's written simply for the sake of being written.
replying on Teaching Beetles To Swim by Bobjim
10 Mar 2006, 5:13 AM
Clearly my methods need not have been quite so perplexing and grim then.
replying on Take heart, you are closer than you know by Bobjim
8 Mar 2006, 2:27 PM
Well I'm glad you thought it fit the rhythm I set, I didn't think it worked that well.
on A Failed Proposition Under The Night Sky by Ranger
6 Mar 2006, 8:07 AM
Guess you don't need to complain about the lack of comments anymore. :D
replying on Pelted with stones on the common by Bobjim
6 Mar 2006, 8:04 AM
It flows perfectly. By the time I'm finished with you, you'll understand what the line means too.
replying on Pillosophy by Bobjim
25 Feb 2006, 5:34 AM
It is deliberately obscure to inspire the use of philosophical reasoning to determine the precise meaning.
Duh
Duh
replying on Ode to necrophilia by Bobjim
25 Feb 2006, 5:30 AM
Why thank you. That's just what I was aiming for.
replying on Ode to necrophilia by Bobjim
16 Feb 2006, 12:34 PM
How dare you!
If only I still had my orange wings people needn't comment so self-righteously.