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My First Hangover (Other) by mindsigns Ow! My head is pounding
Keep it down
Don't make a loud sound.
Ow! My world is spinning
I still taste gin
I'm going back to bed again.
Then I keel over
It's my first hangover.
Oooh! A thousand minute pee
Speak softly
Call into work for me.
Oooh! My stomach is in loops
I must regroup
My poop comes out like soup.
Then I keel over
It's my first hangover.
Ahhh! I think it's gonna break
No more headache
I'm almost wide awake.
Ahhh! I'm so thirsty
Would you please
Open a beer for me?
Then I keel over
It's my first hangover.
Up the ladder:
Celebrity
Down the ladder:
he's leaving
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Posted: March 28, 2006 5:10 AM PST; Last modified: March 28, 2006 5:10 AM PSTWeighted score: 4.9103527 Overall Rank: 9690 Comments:
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Bobjim @ 143.167.79.60
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28-Mar-06/5:51 AM
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Pretty good. Though I never get hangovers.
Heh--cute. There's nothing--NOTHING--worse than a gin-induced hangover. Ugh.
Did'nt know Nick-at-Night was holding a poetry contest.
This would win the 7th grade class by a hair.
Nick at night-ish, I agree, so how else would you want to write a poem about long urinal excretion, gin hangovers and diarrhea...in the style of James Joyce maybe??? Or maybe Nietzsche??
I think a 7th grade style fits perfectly with these "fart joke" type of lyrics. So i guess I'm taking your comments as a complimient, Thanks! 202 view(s)
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