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My First Hangover (Other) by mindsigns
Ow! My head is pounding Keep it down Don't make a loud sound. Ow! My world is spinning I still taste gin I'm going back to bed again. Then I keel over It's my first hangover. Oooh! A thousand minute pee Speak softly Call into work for me. Oooh! My stomach is in loops I must regroup My poop comes out like soup. Then I keel over It's my first hangover. Ahhh! I think it's gonna break No more headache I'm almost wide awake. Ahhh! I'm so thirsty Would you please Open a beer for me? Then I keel over It's my first hangover.

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