replying on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
10 Jan 2003, 8:32 AM
Precisely.
on Car Crashes by poemwanker
10 Jan 2003, 8:30 AM
Dear god.
replying on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
10 Jan 2003, 5:47 AM
And yes, you win this game of chess. I am far too confused to carry on, good sir!
replying on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
10 Jan 2003, 5:45 AM
You were indeede.
Good sir, I came onto this site to learn. You have obviously had what is known as a Classical Education. I have obviously not. Please accept my most Humble Apologies for doubting you, sir, I have been subjected to Excessive Stupidity in my lifetime. Will you aid me on the path to Poetic Enlightenment?
Good sir, I came onto this site to learn. You have obviously had what is known as a Classical Education. I have obviously not. Please accept my most Humble Apologies for doubting you, sir, I have been subjected to Excessive Stupidity in my lifetime. Will you aid me on the path to Poetic Enlightenment?
replying on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
10 Jan 2003, 4:06 AM
It's not gramatically correct, that is.
Maybe in your world, Dark Angel.
Maybe in your world, Dark Angel.
replying on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger
10 Jan 2003, 4:04 AM
No it's not.
Perhaps "TO shoehorn the parson's nose, the pirate procured lubricated...whatever". It shouldn't finish with a verb.
Perhaps "TO shoehorn the parson's nose, the pirate procured lubricated...whatever". It shouldn't finish with a verb.
on I Had A Little Nut Tree by Yardbird
10 Jan 2003, 4:01 AM
Did it start to sprout? Or should that be; "Dide itte beginne to sproutte, dearre sir?"
on OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history... by Yardbird
10 Jan 2003, 4:00 AM
Marvellous
replying on Nightwalker by Another Bobjim?!?!
10 Jan 2003, 1:03 AM
How about resubmitting 'Fox and the Unix user'?
Anyway. I see the anonymous votes have started to hit, so have a ten.
Anyway. I see the anonymous votes have started to hit, so have a ten.
on profile of an abuser by inka
10 Jan 2003, 12:59 AM
You will indeedy
on Hector's such a drag by Bachus
10 Jan 2003, 12:56 AM
Someone once told me that I look like General Custer. But I don't have the 'tache!
on Curse fait by Freethinker1602
10 Jan 2003, 12:54 AM
Nice work-4th line from last is very good! 8
replying on Ode to a Depleted Uranium Shell by Yardbird
9 Jan 2003, 8:14 AM
From a bollocks-shop. Duh.
Anyhoo, still have a ten-ah, I think you're in the top fifteen now...probably won't last, sad fucks'll vote you out, but hey, this is a great poem!
Anyhoo, still have a ten-ah, I think you're in the top fifteen now...probably won't last, sad fucks'll vote you out, but hey, this is a great poem!
replying on Ode to a Depleted Uranium Shell by Yardbird
9 Jan 2003, 8:12 AM
HAHAHAHA! Good one!
on I'm a homicidal kind of guy (spoof of every 'down-home' song you've ever heard) by Yardbird
9 Jan 2003, 8:11 AM
WA HA HA HA HA!!!!
replying on Damn you, Mary Poppins... by Yardbird
9 Jan 2003, 8:09 AM
Exactly
replying on A load of bollocks - literally!!! by Yardbird
9 Jan 2003, 8:06 AM
And you've got a fucking hilarious poem! Wonderful stuff, mon ami!
replying on I Celebrate Myself, and sing myself by ChunkyHunkyMonkey
9 Jan 2003, 5:44 AM
Yes, but can you speak English?
replying on My Friend? by Blade
9 Jan 2003, 5:39 AM
Hey, isn't it, like, Janurary or something?