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Car Crashes (Free verse) by poemwanker
By the way you're all FUCKFACES!!!!!!!!! Saftey first, Thats what i thought, When i drove away. in my new juggernaught. Tripple glazing, And rear seatbelts, As well as fancy seats covered with pelts. Sadly for me, The brakes were broke, The air bag was burst, And the engine choked. When all of a sudden, I felt much alone, but not when i careered, Through the old folks home. This was only the start, Of the big adventures, But not for poor granny, Who was nothing but dentures. I hurtled across, Through Big Deano's grill, Frozen meat everywhere, "Like, shit!" good roadkill In the blink of an eye, Came my murderous thoughts, As i saw many children, in their summer skirts and shorts! But at 100 mph, The gears started to lurch, "oh please god forgive me" As i ploughed throught the church. Next on my list Was the old Bill and Bailey Where I slaughtered a recently Convicted Israeli I was near to 1000 And I just couldn't stop Till the engine exploded In the undertaker's shop So listen, dear drivers Hear the words that I speak These bloody car crashes Can ruin your week!

Up the ladder: Dragon's Dream
Down the ladder: hopefully More than once

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.5
Weighted score: 3.903412
Overall Rank: 13425
Posted: January 10, 2003 6:02 AM PST; Last modified: January 11, 2003 6:01 AM PST
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Comments:
[0] purplestain @ 219.92.27.203 | 10-Jan-03/6:36 AM | Reply
geee....what was that all about?
[0] Yardbird @ 212.219.142.161 | 10-Jan-03/8:29 AM | Reply
Utter tripe. You need to be shot. Or worse.
[0] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 | 10-Jan-03/8:30 AM | Reply
Dear god.
[5] scitz @ 62.105.88.10 | 10-Jan-03/8:46 AM | Reply
Dogshit ! but its so bad it has a place here and your user name is very nice so i'm giving you 10 for that and 0 for the poem = 5, may the lordy bless you and bathe you till you choke on poetry, ( maximum respect though dude I dig you man
[10] TmaraZ112 @ 140.186.47.37 | 10-Jan-03/10:20 AM | Reply
Totally awesome. 10 to offset those fucking jew loving nazis.
[n/a] minuteswithu @ 140.186.47.37 > TmaraZ112 | 10-Jan-03/11:29 AM | Reply
not that there's anything wrong with the jews of course. They're just like you or I, I really can't see what the big fuss is about.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 | 11-Jan-03/6:00 AM | Reply
Fuckface
[n/a] poemwanker @ 81.132.42.59 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 11-Jan-03/6:03 AM | Reply
Shitforbrains.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > poemwanker | 11-Jan-03/6:07 AM | Reply
Bumwagon.
[n/a] poemwanker @ 81.132.42.59 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 11-Jan-03/6:12 AM | Reply
Donkey blowing fuckfaced shitheaded muffmunching arsebandit.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > poemwanker | 13-Jan-03/2:17 PM | Reply
Weak.
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.50 > poemwanker | 16-Jan-03/1:43 PM | Reply
Pickle lickin' pee-pee smellin' smaller-than-a-breadbox one-balled corn husking ball of crap shaped lke a little man.
[n/a] poemwanker @ 212.219.142.161 > razorgrin | 21-Jan-03/1:50 AM | Reply
That would be the mirror.
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.116 > poemwanker | 22-Jan-03/9:39 AM | Reply
No, it would be YOUR MOMMA!!!
[0] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 | 11-Jan-03/6:10 AM | Reply
Hello poemranker. Your really good at turning me on.
[0] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 13-Jan-03/7:56 AM | Reply
You wanker! You poemwanker! If I were your mummy i'd smack you till your rectum prolapsed!
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.155 | 13-Jan-03/10:03 AM | Reply
cockfoster.
[6] titan69 @ 194.117.133.90 | 29-Jan-03/1:50 PM | Reply
realy good that made me piss!!!!!!
please do some more.
[0] darylchew @ 202.156.2.130 | 5-Sep-04/8:28 AM | Reply
vulgarities. are not tolerated.
[3] xyz @ 64.231.78.220 | 22-Oct-07/12:42 AM | Reply
I like where you're going with this poem. Just a few minor adjustments and this would be good.
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