By the way you're all FUCKFACES!!!!!!!!! Saftey first, Thats what i thought, When i drove away. in my new juggernaught. Tripple glazing, And rear seatbelts, As well as fancy seats covered with pelts. Sadly for me, The brakes were broke, The air bag was burst, And the engine choked. When all of a sudden, I felt much alone, but not when i careered, Through the old folks home. This was only the start, Of the big adventures, But not for poor granny, Who was nothing but dentures. I hurtled across, Through Big Deano's grill, Frozen meat everywhere, "Like, shit!" good roadkill In the blink of an eye, Came my murderous thoughts, As i saw many children, in their summer skirts and shorts! But at 100 mph, The gears started to lurch, "oh please god forgive me" As i ploughed throught the church. Next on my list Was the old Bill and Bailey Where I slaughtered a recently Convicted Israeli I was near to 1000 And I just couldn't stop Till the engine exploded In the undertaker's shop So listen, dear drivers Hear the words that I speak These bloody car crashes Can ruin your week!