replying on footprint of the american chicken by bondjedi
20 Mar 2003, 7:57 AM
and by me, no less, turdboss.
on footprint of the american chicken by bondjedi
20 Mar 2003, 6:55 AM
guns are the least of your problems if you're in iraq right now. otherwise, i think you'll be ok. are you in high school, by the way? this has all the subtley and eloquence of what one might write in the 9th grade.
Duck and Cover! 1 swastika for you, hippie! Peace is for Pussies!
Duck and Cover! 1 swastika for you, hippie! Peace is for Pussies!
replying on balthazar by UnityMitford
28 Feb 2003, 1:39 PM
in case you don't get the voicemail, i'll call you tonight. can't do the 3pm thing tomorrow. groin pull? hmm.
replying on balthazar by UnityMitford
28 Feb 2003, 11:22 AM
we'll have a garage sale and listen to songs for the apocalypse.
replying on balthazar by UnityMitford
28 Feb 2003, 7:30 AM
i'll leave the anaysis up to you, snaggletooth.
on On coming across a field of deer one afternoon by <~>
28 Feb 2003, 6:33 AM
as usual, gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh.
on Ten new questions from Dan Rather by horus8
28 Feb 2003, 6:30 AM
holy shit, that says it all or comes damn close. also "do you fuck your doubles in the undisclosed location you sometimes shares with dick cheney?"
on I Am a Snob, or, 'A Definition' by JakeBike
31 Jan 2003, 9:19 AM
while this laid it all out nicely, i would have liked to see some parody of the pimple poem in the construct of this one. i want it meaner, i want it to point fingers at the guilty, naming names, naming poems...(but leave poor Katie out of it).
on not even soup by <~>
13 Jan 2003, 7:01 AM
very nice. no soup for you! but there is, actually. 9 swastikas!
replying on UltraSound by UnityMitford
19 Dec 2002, 1:00 PM
only if i can read yours.
replying on UltraSound by UnityMitford
19 Dec 2002, 12:04 PM
that is a shame, h. sorry. now you and P&K stop fighting and get along like good little boyz.
on untitled#3 by darby pyn
19 Dec 2002, 7:39 AM
the thing that distracts me right off the bat is the apostrophe in "eyes" that should be there. not to mention the "your" that should be "you're." this has a nice flow. i have no idea what it's saying, but i don't really care either because of the way it moves. 8 swastikas!
replying on UltraSound by UnityMitford
18 Dec 2002, 7:30 AM
with any lucky, she'll be a zzinnia
on Icarus Down by horus8
16 Dec 2002, 9:40 AM
how come so much of your stuff is such inane dogshit? this one almost makes up for (some of) it.
on Icarus Down by horus8
16 Dec 2002, 9:39 AM
this is nice, really nice.
on Corny. by Plasticgirlwithgun
13 Dec 2002, 9:17 AM
if you put "pierced" in parentheses after "balls," it could really do something for me and my unpierced septum. i, personally, like guys and girls with pierced sternums. that is HOT!
replying on A hard life by INTRANSIT
13 Dec 2002, 9:13 AM
i like "tunneling" much better. clears things up, although that's what i thought you meant all along. i have nothing else to pick on here. i like this very much.
replying on A hard life by INTRANSIT
13 Dec 2002, 9:11 AM
whatever your point may have been, old chomp.